Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Here is something you may wish to read, its send to us by one of SnS reader. I hope you will like it. Let us know what you feel about it! It is interesting and very good to share on email or on social network sites with your friends.

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above,
sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don’t exercise at all.”
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Below, I found a very nice collection of Quotes for Life of a Married Man, almost all are funny , humorous and can be eye opening for few too. Bachelors will love them.

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only
thing in life!!

–Oscar Wilde
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So, lately I was busy in providing you cool stuff for this festive season, however, not to forget we have other things, I just stumbled on nice Ascii stars and now sharing here. You may use those stars in your profile and your comments at facebook, myspace or orkut to spice up .

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Since you know we at SnS ie. SMSnShayari.com always try to give you best and original, we regularly receive requests from your readers and visitors and based on those requests, we create new contents for you. So, here is one shayari which is specially for the occasion when you missed to send Holi wishes in time and want to send holi wishes after the HOLI festival. Its all free ! Enjoy!

Tum bhi Jhoome masti main,
Hum bhi jhoome masti main,
Shor hua saari basti main..
Jhoome sab holi ki Masti main..
Mast Mast ye Masti rahe sada aapki Kashti main,
Beet Gayi HOLI fir bhi..
Mubarak ho HOLI bheegi masti Main !

Send this and enjoy the HOLI even after HOLI !

Missed to give wishes of Holi in time ? Hmm, so you are little unhappy, don’t you worry as we have a nice message for you which you can use to send the Holi Wishes even after HOLI with impressive words. Check it out!

Life is full of colors,
May be this HOLI festival,
You even had more colors in your life,
And you enjoyed them at their brightest shade..
I wish you that even after the HOLI,
Those colors be there in your life and
always spawning around you creating beautiful world.

Happy Belated Holi to YOU!

Gotta give wishes of Holi to your friends in colouful way then use this simple animated greeting for holi and send wishes to your friends of “Happy Holi” in the cyber world ie. world of internet.

Wanna use and show it to your friends ?
Just copy and paste following CODE to use the above greeting….

For Blogs and Orkut / Facebook / websites etc…
<center><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnshayari.com/listings/holi-sms-collection/" title="Holi orkut picture Comments"><img src="http://s2.smsnshayari.com/holi/HAPPY-HOLI-1.gif" alt="Holi Animated Greeting" /></p> <p><strong>More Holi Glitters & Messages</a></strong></center><br />

For Forums / community etc….
[url=http://www.smsnshayari.com/listings/holi-sms-collection/][img]http://s2.smsnshayari.com/holi/HAPPY-HOLI-1.gif[/img][/url]

You can use above codes to use this card in Forums, social network sites and more !

Another beautiful picture message wishes for Milad Ul Nabi. You are free to use it on your blog, your site, your facebook account, your orkut scrapbook or even send it through mail.

Wanna use and show it to your friends ?
Just copy and paste following CODE to use the above greeting….

For Blogs and Orkut / Facebook / websites etc…
<center><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnshayari.com/listings/milad-ul-nabi/"><img src="http://s2.smsnshayari.com/barawafat/Milad--un-nabi.gif" alt="Get more Mawlid an Nabi Messages : Click here" /><br />More Mawlid an Nabi Greetings</a></center><br />

For Forums / community etc….
[url=http://www.smsnshayari.com/listings/milad-ul-nabi/][img]http://s2.smsnshayari.com/barawafat/Milad–un-nabi.gif[/img][/url]

Or you may simply click the “Send to Friend” Button to send this via Email.

With splashes of colors, wishing you a very happy holi. This picture can be used as greeting for holi which says wishes of Holi. Use it in email to send as greeting or simply use on your blog, its free.

Wanna use and show it to your friends ?
Just copy and paste following CODE to use the above greeting….

For Blogs and Orkut / Facebook / websites etc…
<center><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnshayari.com/listings/holi-sms-collection/" title="Holi orkut picture Comments"><img src="http://s2.smsnshayari.com/holi/holi-hindi-mubarak.gif" alt="Holi orkut image" /></p> <p><strong>More Holi Glitters & Messages</a></strong></center><br />

For Forums / community etc….
[url=http://www.smsnshayari.com/listings/holi-sms-collection/][img]http://s2.smsnshayari.com/holi/holi-hindi-mubarak.gif[/img][/url]

You can use above codes to use this card in Forums, social network sites and more !

For the great occasion of Holi Festival, you may also want to send a beautiful love message to your love, then why not try the following. Specially crafted for your special need ie. to send it to one you love, filled with love and wishes.

Oh dear, Holi is Here,
Pinch of Red n a pinch of green,
Joyful colors all are seen,
With love n with happiness..
Wishs of Holi all I mean !!

Happy Holi..!

On this Festival of Holi, you may miss someone who is not close to you this holi. May be your love and hence for you love we have a nice english HOLI wishes message. If you miss someone close this holi festival then you can send following message as sms or in facebook to tell him/her that how much you miss him on this holi festive season.

There are so many colors of life,
There are so many frangrances of life,
There are so many moods of life,
Colorful, beautiful and joyful they are..
But without you ..this Holi..
All those colors are colorlees,
All those fragrances are odourless
All those moods are joyless…
But
Its your love which strenthens me,
Its your love with empowers me,
So with all those strenght and powers..
I wish you a Very Happy Holi !
Miss U !