Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Read this funny sms in which you will get to know the top three sweetest sleep in this world. It a nice funny sms you can share it with your friend on facebook and on orkut to make them laugh. So, checkout this beautiful funny sms.

World’s top 3 sweetest
Sleeps :
1. Sleeping on mom’s
lap when we r tired
2.Sleeping on lovers
shoulder when alone.
3. Sleeping with open
eyes when teachers r
Teaching

Here we presenting a very funny sms in which you will find some romantic line in a serious fight. It’s a very funny joke share it with your friend to make them laugh. You can also share it with your friend on orkut and on facebook to get wonderful comments. So, let’s take a look at this funny joke.

2 sardar k beech fight
ho rahi thi,
Ek sardar, saale mein tere
kapde faad k tujhe nanga
kar dunga.
Dusra sardar : ye tu serious
fight mein romantic batein mat kar..!

Need a amazing shayari for your lover to show them that you missing them then read this beautiful shayari and send it to them. In this shayari you will find some very nice lines which show that how you missing your lover or friend. So, checkout this beautiful shayari for missing

Shikayat hai aapse
dil ki hamari,
kya ab yaad nhi
aati aapko hamari,
Bhul hi gaye hamein
shayad aap, ya
fir aap yaad karte
the ye galatfaemi thi
hamari….

We present here some funny jokes on different subject which I am sure you can’t stop your laugh. In this collection you will read some very funny jokes which makes you too much laugh. So, choose best joke for yourself and share it with your friend to make them laugh with these funny jokes. So, let’s take a look at this funny sms collection

Read this funny joke which show you that what often happens in Exam hall. It’s a very funny joke and you can also share it with your to make them laugh

 » What Happens In An “EXAM”
Tik Tok ,
Mind Block ,
Pen Stop ,
Eye Pop ,
…Full Shock , Jaw Drop ,
Time Up ,
No Luck …

Another funny joke in which you will read about a boy who is in a great problem because of a girl. It’s a very funny joke which I think you have ever read. So, checkout this funny joke

 » Boy- yar,mujhe us ladki se bachao?
Dost- q? …Boy- jab se maine
keh dia hai dil chir k dekh tera hi
nam hoga?
.
.
.
. .
. Saali chaku leke piche pad gayi hai…

One more funny joke in which you will read a flirt joke. Share this amazing funny sms with your friend to make them laugh

 » At a dance party,
Boy: will u dance with me?

Girl: main bache k saath nahi nachti.
Boy: so sorry! Mujhe pata nahi tha
k aap pregnant hain :D

Read this funny school joke in which a student is looking so happy that he called his principal’s wife to listen his favourite word. Share this school joke with your friend to make them laugh by this school joke.

 » An student called up his principal, but got
principal’s wife on d call.
She said “he died last week…”
next day student called again n asked for principal.
wife answered “I told u he died last week…”
Next day student called again. this time the wife shouted
…“I TOLD U HE DIED LAST WEEK.
Why Do U KEEP CALLING ???”
Student “sunkar acha lagta hai!!!”

We bring an amazing joke for you on girls. Girls are crazy for facebook and you will know this after reading this joke. Share this funny joke on girls on facebook and on orkut to make your friend laugh. I am sure they will like this joke. Now let’s read this joke.

Reason explained by a gal
after break up :

Kambhakt ne
Facebook ka password
maang liya..

Looking for some cute sms then here we present some cute sms just for you. In this collection you will find some decent cute sms to share with your friends and with your special one. So, read this cute sms collection and share it with your friend on orkut and facebook.

 » Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant
mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya
kyu ussko?

 » I asked god 2
keep u happy… He said - ok, only for
4 days.. I said ok, summr, wintr, autmn
& spring days.. He said no, only for 3 days…
I said ok.. ystrday, 2day & 2moro He
said no, only for 2 days.. I said ok,
day & night.. he said no, only for 1
day I said ok, “Everyday”
God laughed & said ok

 » Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

 » I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden
I asked for a tree He gave me a forest,
I asked for a river He gave me an ocean,
I asked for an angel He gave me you..

 » A good heart and a good nature are two
different issues, A good heart can
win many relationships, But a good
nature can win many good hearts.

Qadr maa baap ki agar koi jaan lega,
apni jannat ko duniya me hi pehchaan lega………….

Fikr Main Bachchon Ki Kuch Is Tarah Ghul Jaati Hai Maa

Jawan Hote Hue Burhi Nazar Aati Hai Maa

Rooh Ke Rishton Ki Ye Gehraiyan To Dekhiye

chhot Lagti hai Humein Aur Tarapti Hai Maa

Samne Bachchon Ke Khush Rehti Hai Har Haal Main

Raat Ko Chup Chup Ke Ashq Barsati Hai Maa

Kab zaroorat Ho Mere Bachche Ko Soch Kar

Jaagti Rehti Hain Aankhein Aur So Jati Hai Maa

Mangti Nahin Kuch Apne Liye ALLAH Se (more…)

Two shayari showing the love or accepting love!

Mujhse Apna Pyar Kabhi Wapas Mat Laina
Mujhse Ye Iqrar Kabhi Wapas Mat Laina
Kehte Rehna Har Pal Main Tumhari Hu
Mujh Sai Ye Izhar Kabhi Wapas Mat Laina !!

har koi in Hothon pe Muskaan lana nahi janta,

Har koi is Dil ko churana nahi janta,

Ek aap hi ho jo humse jeet gaye,

Warna har koi Hume Harana nahi janta……

Prem ni rasmo ne nibhvavu asan nati,
Eni ksmo par chalvu asan nati,
6odi didhu ame prem karvanu,
Karn k potna prem ne 2ja 7te jovu asan nathi

A very famous Hindi Kavita on patriotism.

विजयी विश्व तिरंगा प्यारा,
झंडा ऊँचा रहे हमारा।

सदा शक्ति बरसाने वाला,
प्रेम सुधा सरसाने वाला
वीरों को हरषाने वाला
मातृभूमि का तन-मन सारा,
झंडा ऊँचा रहे हमारा।

स्वतंत्रता के भीषण रण में,
लखकर जोश बढ़े क्षण-क्षण में,
काँपे शत्रु देखकर मन में,
मिट जावे भय संकट सारा,
झंडा ऊँचा रहे हमारा।

इस झंडे के नीचे निर्भय,
हो स्वराज जनता का निश्चय,
बोलो भारत माता की जय,
स्वतंत्रता ही ध्येय हमारा,
झंडा ऊँचा रहे हमारा।

आओ प्यारे वीरों आओ,
देश-जाति पर बलि-बलि जाओ,
एक साथ सब मिलकर गाओ,
प्यारा भारत देश हमारा,
झंडा ऊँचा रहे हमारा।

इसकी शान न जाने पावे,
चाहे जान भले ही जावे,
विश्व-विजय करके दिखलावे,
तब होवे प्रण-पूर्ण हमारा,
झंडा ऊँचा रहे हमारा।