Pofile & Introduction Material

‘Pofile & Introduction material’

Section Pofile & Introduction material :

Here you will find text / material which you put in your profile of orkut. You will find material here which can make your profile look more interesting and attractive to other members.So find orkut profile things and stuff here.

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Funny Orkut Testimonail - Humour Introduction Scrap

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Age 1 Yrs..Nurse Ko ankh mare..

Age 2 Yrs..Uncle ki Cigarette lay kar bhagaa

Age 3 Yrs..ghar walon ki naak mein dum

Age 4 Yrs..Neighbours ki bell Baja ke bhagaaa..

Age 5 Yrs..school mein Teacher ko line mari..

Age 6 Yrs…exam mein cheating karni seekhi

Age 7 Yrs…Papa ki Pocket se Purse gayab…

Age 8 Yrs…two wheelar ke bara baje…

Age 9 Yrs…Papa Ki car Road pe..

Age 10 Yrs…Road waley apney apney Gharoon per..

Age 11 Yrs…raat ko subah, subah ko raat….

Age 12 Yrs…club jana shuru

Age 13 yrs…padosi ki beti Le kar Faraar…

Age 14 Yrs…Cigarettes ki duniya ka baadshah..

Age 15 Yrs…Whisky&Vodka ki dunya mein naya name..

Age 16 yrs…ab shareef hogaya hooon!koi shrarat nahin karta

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Do Pyaase Sawan

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Saawan Rutt Mein Khayal Ki Bauchhar,
Teri Sochon Ki Phowaar Mere,
Jism-O-Jaan Ki Pyaasi Dharti,
Har Taraf Phool Khilte Hai,
Jaise Baarish Mein Phir Dhulte Hai,
Jaise Saahil Se Lehre Milti Hai,
Jaise Subah Subah Kaliyan Khilti Hai,
Aise Neem-E-Sehur Mujhe Chhu Kar Guzarti Hai,
Jaise Baad-E-Baarish Ke Dhunk Utarti Hai,
Jaise Taza Gulab Khilte Hai,
Jaise Do Pyaase Saawan Milte Hai…

Ab Ke Yun Dilko Saza (DARD)

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Ab Ke Yun Dilko Saza Di Humne,
Uski Har Baat Bhual Di Humne,

Ek Ek Phool Bahut Yaad Aaya,
Shah-E-Gul Jab Wo Jala Di Humne,

Koi Baat To Hai Us Mein,
Har Khushi Jispe Luta Di Humne…

Jal Raha Hoon

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Jalata Nahi Aur Jal Raha Hoon,
Kis Aag Mein Main Pighal Raha Hoon,

Mefluj Hai Haath Paanv Mere,
Phri Zehen Mein Kyon Chal Raha Hoon,

Raai Ka Bana Ke Ek Parbat,
Ab Ispe Khud Hi Phisal Raha Hoon,

Kis Haath Se Haath Main Milaun,
Ab Apne Hi Haath Mal Raha Hoon,

Kya Aayna Baar Baar Dekhun,
Main Aaj Nahi Jo Kal Raha Hoon,

Ab Kaunsa Dar Raha Hai BaaQi,
Us Dar Se Kyon Main Nikal Raha Hoon,

Kadmon Ke Tale To Kuch Nahi Hai,
Kis Chiz Ko Main Kuchal Raha Hoon,

Ab Koi Nahi Raha Sahara,
Main Aaj Phir Se Sambhal Raha Hoon,

Ye Barf Hatao Mere Sar Se,
Main Aaj Kuch Aur Jal Raha Hoon…

Be a winner

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Winner Recognise Their Limitations But Focus On Their Strengths,
Losers Recognise Their Strength But Focus On Their Weakness.
Be A Winner, Always And Forever…

What is LOVE

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Man Asked To God-
What Is LOVE?
God Said-Go To The Garden And Get The Most Beautiful Flower.
Man Returned Empty Handed And Told That,
I Founded D Msot Beautiful Flower Btu
I Kept Walking In Hope Of A Better One.
N Den I Realised I Ignored The Best One.
I Went Back But Could Not Find It There.
GOD Said This Is Love.
U Dont Value It When U Have It But Repent When U Lose It.
So Never Let Ur Love Go…

A very good list of things a Person may Like:Submitted by Shanu

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Top 30 Things that I Like : -

1)To laugh out when something hurts in my heart.

2)To write shayaris in lonliness.

3)To listen to songs when alone.

4)To read books late nite when sleep is away.

5)To go to bed & watch radium stars on my ceiling and to listen to soft songs while it rains outside.

6)To weep the way no one can understand.

7)To wait for person till they realise my importance.

8)To receive a call from someone, I don’t see a lot, but one whom I want to see.

9)To play with kids to realise the lost meaning of innocense in todays world.

10)To laugh at myself looking at mirror, making faces. (more…)

Orkut Profile Warning-Do not Copy!

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Note: Paste as it is in your orkut profile, should look fine and aligned there.

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VIP profile Orkut (profile Barcode)

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