Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Here we are presenting a funny sms in which you will find aman want to die but without infection. This is a very funny sms share this joke with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny sms on aman chaman stupidity..

Santa: Why are you heating the knife.

Banta: To prevent infection.

Read this amazing truth about love. In this message you will read a amazing truth about love. It is describe in this message that love doesn’t always have a happy ending there is a reason behind it so read ahead this beautiful message. You can also share this message with your friend or with your love one to show them this amazing truth about love.So,checkout this beautiful truth…

Love doesn’t always have
a happy ending. Just because
you love someone so
much, doesn’t mean
they are the right
one for you.

Read this amazing quote on love and hate. In this message you will read about hate and love, it show that love takes more than hate when someone is wronged. Share this beautiful quote with your friend and with someone special on orkut and on facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. so, checkout this beautiful quote…

Hating is for the weak.
Loving is for the strong.
It takes more to love someone
who wronged you than
to hate them.

Read this funny joke in which you will find a husband and wife who fighting with each other. In this message the wife said to her husband that he don’t love her at all then read ahead what the husband answer his wife. This is a very funny sms share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook. So, checkout this funny sms…

Wife to Husband :-

Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google?

Here we are presenting a funny sms on economy. In this message you will read about true love, flirt and crush as like economy. This is a very funny sms share it witl all your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this economy message..

Why many crushes n flirtings are
better than one true love??
Bcozz….
‘Monopoly is always damaging
and
Competition improves efficieny!’
Pure economics theory!!!

A greeting card praising Lord Shiva, saying Om namah Shivaye, it means “I bow to Shiva.” Shiva is the supreme reality, the inner Self. It is the name given to consciousness that dwells in all. Shiva is the name of your true identity- your self. Share this greeting and show your devotion to Lord Shiva.

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If you are going for prayer of Lord Shiva than nothing is better than chanting of Shiva Tandava Stotram, if you are a great devotee then this Shiv Stotram is must for you. Shiv Tandava Stotram is hymn of praise in the Hindu tradition that describes Shiva’s power and beauty and was sung by son of Rishi Vishrawas. Below is the Shiva Stotram, you will definitely like if you don’t know about it already.

Shiva Stotram - 108 Siva Asta Stotram

Om Shivaya namahaa
Om Mahe-shwaraya namahaa
Om Shambhave namahaa
Om Pinaakine namaha
Om Sasi-shekha-raya namaha
Om Vama-devaya namaha
Om Virupakshaya namaha
Om Kapardhine namaha
Om Nila-lohitaya namaha
Om Shankaraya namaha
Om Shula-panine namaha
Om Khatvamgene namaha
Om Vishnu-vallabhaya namaha
Om Sipi-vistaya namaha
Om Ambika nadhaya namaha
Om Srikantaya namaha
Om Bhakta-vastalaya namaha
Om Bhavaya namaha
Om Sharwaya namaha
Om Trilo-keshaya namaha
Om Siti-kantaya namaha
Om Siva-priyaya namaha
Om Sharwaya namaha
Om Trilo-keshaya namaha
Om Siti-kantaya namaha
Om Siva-priyaya namaha
Om Ugraya namaha
Om Kapaline namaha
Om Kaomarine namaha
Om Amdha-kasura-sudanaya namaha
Om Ganga-dharaya namaha
Om Lalaa-takshaya namaha
Om Kaala-kalaya namaha
Om Kripa-nidhaye namaha
Om Bheemaya namaha
Om Parashu-hastaya namaha
Om Mruga-panine namaha
Om Jata-dharaaya namaha
Om Kailasa-vasine namaha
Om Kavachine namaha
Om Katoraya namaha
Om Tripuran-takaya namaha
Om Vrushankaya namaha
Om Vrusha-bharudaya namaha
Om Bhasmo-dhulitha vigrahaya namaha

Submitted to us by SMSnShayari visitor, a Lorda Shiva Praising lines, sharing with you all people. Kindly let us know what you feel about it.

Brahma Muraari Surarchita Lingam
Nirmala Bhaashita Sobhitha Lingam
Janmaja Dhukha Vinaasaha Lingam
Tatpranamaami Sadaashiva Lingam
(more…)

A very nice prayers for Lord Shiva. You may share these with your friends over email or on social network site, share it and show your devotion to LORD Shiva. Send to us by Jogendra Sinha, a visitor of SMSnShayari.com

I pray with all my heart,
Him who is known by the three Vedas,
Him who is pleasant to the mind,
Him who destroyed the three cities,
Him who is first among every thing,
Him who has all seeing three eyes,
Him who carries the weight of matted lock,
With eminence great,
Him who wears the moving snake as necklace,
Him who holds the jumping deer in his hand,
Him who is greatest among devas,
Him who shines with glitter,
Him who has mercy on me,
Him who is the lord of all beings,
Him who is the only support to holy wisdom,
Him who is always with my Goddess,
And Him who is a great entertainer.
Him the Lord Shiva
I pray with all my Heart !

Submitted by Jogendra Sinha

For the occasion of Shivratri we give a wonderful message, this greeting card is just nice and beautiful so that it can impress your friends. A religious and colorful way to give greetings to your friends.

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