Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Here we are presenting a funny sms in which you will read the difference between a drunk guy or a normal girl. This message will show you that girls do many things without drink but the guys can only do that thing after getting drunk. Share this funny message with your friend on orkut and facebook to make your friends laugh. So, checkout this funny message..

After drinking:-Men talk
unnecessarily, become
emotional, drive badly,
continue thinking,
fight 4 nthing.but..
women can do all
these without drinking…!

Read this amazing message on your life in this message you will find some inspirational line. In this message it is describe that earth is round and if you missed something then just have some patience for your wish. Share this beautiful message with your friend on orkut and facebook to inspire them in this life. So, checkout this beautiful message on life…

Always have a compromising
nature in your life.

Everything that you let go will definitely
come back to you again.

Here we are presenting a beautiful friendship message in which you will read that we should always care the heartest relationship and never break it. Share this beautiful friendship message with your friend on orkut and on facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So,checkout this beautiful friendship sms.

Carry a Heart that never
Hates,
Carry a Smile that never
Fades,
Carry a Touch that never
Hurts & always Carry a
“Heartest Relationship” that
never BREAKS !

Read this amazing funny filmy jokes in which you will know how bollywood actors are notorious in public view. This is a very funny filmy joke share it with your all friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this filmy joke..

Beti- Maa gaon mein
bollywood wale ayein hain.

Maa- tab toh bakri bhi
ko bhi andar le le..

Here we are presenting a beautiful sms in which you will find that there is only a person who help you at every kind of situation and care about you at every moment. Then know that who is that person by reading this beautiful sms. Share this beautiful message with your friend or with your dearest friend on orkut and on facebook. So, checkout this beautiful message.

No one cares about you,
No one will help you in need,
Except only one person
And that person is the one
You see in ur mirror daily.

Read this amazing encouraging message. In this message you will find some amazing line which encourage the people who want to fulfill their dream. Share this message with your friend on orkut and on facebook to encourage them in their life and achieve their goal. So, checkout this encouraging message.

Awesome message,
” Start working to fulfill ur dream,
Or else some day someone will put U
In work to fulfill their dream
Think about it.

Read this flirt sms in which you will find some nice line line for them with whom you want to do some flirt. This is a funny flirt message you can share it with your friend or with your dearest friend on orkut and on facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So,checkout this flirt sms..

“ Government imposing new
taxes. Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don’t worry,
flirting is still free. ”

Read this message in which you will find some beautiful line especially for you those whose heart is breaking. This is a nice message for broken heart share this message with your dearest friend or with your loved one. You can also share it on orkut and on facebook. So, checkout this heart touching message..

Once a guy who recently
had a breakoff wid her
girlfriend was asked .
.
Have u left your
Girlfriend or she
left myou ???
.
He
Smiled and answered .
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.
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LOVE LEFT US !

Here we are presenting a insult message. In this message you will read a nice message but strictly for cute & charming people. Share this amazing insult message with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this insult message..

This message is strictly for
CUTE & CHARMING People Only,
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Since YOU Accidentally Receive It ,
We Deeply Apologize For
Disturbance Due To The Technical Error

Read this funny joke in which you will find a funny suggestion by a smart student. This is a very funny sms share it with your friend on orkut and on facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. I am sure your friend will like this funny suggestion. So, checkout this funny sms …

Teacher: Behind every successful

find that WOMAN