Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Have you ever read about a servant who update her notice about their holiday on facebook ? If not, then read this funny sms in which we are going to introduce to a servant who is something like that. It’s a very funny sms share it with your friend on facebook to make them laugh. So, let’s read read this funny joke.

Malkin - Tu 3 din kam
pe nai ayi ?

Apke pati ne commnt
b kia tha:
“Miss U ;)”.

Read this funny joke in which it is describe that how different people of different country while seeing an serious accident. It’s a very amazing joke share it with your friend to make them laugh. You can also share it on facebook with your friend. So, let’s read this funny joke.

Kisi Ka accident
dekhne par expressions

Austr- Got a hit
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Indian- Aaya maza
…….. aur chala le
tez.

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A beautiful Ascii Art saying I LOVE You in creative way for facebook wall / as facebook comment!

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Another Cool I love you in ASCII !!!

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When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std….some1 stole his rough note….&
Now they call it as ………….Wikipedia

Crazy people!!!!

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When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!

Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!

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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is
“Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.

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Rajnikant purchased a road roller…

Guess why??????

To Iron his Clothes……………………………

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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!

Sachin Tendulkar’s mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar…

And his coach’s name is ramaKANT J

Is there a need to say anything beyond this???

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Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…

..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well

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If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts!

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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - “Solve any 100 questions”

He solved all 150 and wrote, ” Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!”

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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….

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Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…

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What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be :-
Faster ..
Better…
RAJNIKANT….

No it should be (strictly)

RAJNIKANT.
RAJNIKANT..
RAJNIKANT…

Mind it
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Rajnikanth’s next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims
across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and… the Titanic in the other

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“Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”

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“Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty”…..:P
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Rajni can walk faster than light….

“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another”.

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Law of Conservation of Rajni

All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did…
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa… mind it!!!
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Once a photo of Rajnikant was givenfor Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…
We got two copies of the Xerox machine.

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One more:

Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth

Today that powder is known as

“AMBUJA CEMENT”

Looking for some funny sms then read this sms in which you will find out a big tragedy with a husband who want to know about his pregnant wife condition. It’s a very funny sms share it with your friend and relatives to make them laugh. So, checkout this funny sms.

Husband wanted to call
the hospital to ask about
his pregnant wife but
accidentally called the
cricket stadium. He
asks, ” How’s the situation ?
He was shocked & nearly died
on hearing the reply. They
said, Its finy. 3 are
out, hope 7 out by
lunch, last one was a duck !

Here we are presenting an amazing praising sms in which you will read that if god takes something better than don’t upset may be he will give something better. Share this beautiful praising sms with your friend and motivate them in life and not stop because of small incident. So, read this nice praising sms.

When God takes away
something from ur
hands.
Don’t think He is
punishing you,
But actually he is
emptying ur hands
to recieve something
better !!

Want to find different in girls of different city than read this funny sms in which you will read the specialty of different girls of different city. You can share this funny sms with your friend and make them laugh. So, checkout this funny sms on girls specialty.

Specialty of girls :
Chennai : Intelligent
Chandigarh : stylish
Punjab : Colorful
Mumbai : Hot
Kashmir : Attractive
UP : kuch ho na ho
par
By god

Attitude ki koi
kami nhi hai……

You often see and noticed that mostly girls prefer love marriage then arrange marriage why ? Then wait let us describe you it’s reason. Here we are presenting a funny sms in which you will get answer of this. Share this funny sms with your friend to make them laugh by this funny sms. So, checkout this funny sms on girls choice..

Why do Girls
Prefer love
marriage than an
arrange one ?

….. coz a known
kamina is better
than an unknown
namuna…!