‘Orkut’
Pyar ko kaise bhulaun
Ruth Kar TuM Mujhe Bhulane Lage,
Itne Dur Hue Ki Bahut Yaad Aane Lage.
Kaise Bhula Dun Main TuMhe Ek PalMe
Jab TuMhe Pane Me Mujhe ZaMane Lage…
Tumhari Parchai Hain hum
Yaad Karte Hai TuMhe Tanhai Me,
Dil Duba Hai GaMon Ki Gehrai Me,
HaMe Mat Dhundo Duniya Ki Bhid Me
HuM Milenge TuMhe TuMhari Hi Parchhai Me…
Unki Khushi ke Liye sms
Kash Dilki Awaz Me Itna Asar Ho Jaye
Ki HuM Aapko Yaad Kare Aur Aapko Khabar Ho Jaye,
Aaj Rabse Yehi Dua Hai Meri Ki
Aap Jise Chahe Wo Aapka HuMsafar Ho Jaye…
Tum Khaas ho-Flirt Friendship Impression
Tarasti Nazronki Pyaas Ho TuM,
Tadapte Dilki Aas Ho TuM,
Bujhti Zindagiki Saans Ho TuM,
Phir Kaise Na Kahun,
Kuchh KHAAS Ho TuM...
Meaning of Click- a message when you miss
Click Means:
C=Can’t Live Without You.
L=Love You.
I=I Miss You.
C=Care About U.
K=Kiss FroM My Heart To You.
So Whenever You Miss Me Just Say
Click…
Friendship-It always remains
Our Friendship Has Become Our Habit.
Even if u take out H, ‘A Bit’ remains.
Take out A, still ‘Bit’ remains,
Finally take out B, still ‘it’ remains.
Biwi Saali Jokes- Wife Saali jokes
*What is the difference between Saali Wife*
Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE
sab naam tumhare- Urdu Shayari Scrap
Sahil rait summonder lehrain
basti jungle sehra dariya
khushbo mosam phool dreechay
badil sooraj chand sitare
aj ye sab kuch naam tumhare
khawab ki batain yaad k kise
sooch k pehlo neend k lamhay
dard k Aanso chain k nughmay
udtay waqat k behtay dhare
aj ye sab kuch naam tumhare
Rooh ki ahat jism ki jumbush
khoon ki wehsha sans ki larzish
Aankh ka Aanso hont ki rangat
Chat k ye umwan sare
aj ue sab kuch naam tumhare
Submitted by : Dr. Gagan Singh
साली साली और साली
मेरी साली और मेरी बीवी
पहली बार मेरी साली मेरे घर आयी
मेरी बीवी जैसे पहरेदार हो गयी
हसना बोलना खाना पीना मेरा दुश्वार हो गया
सोच में मैं पड़ गया
आखिर क्यों बीवी मेरी खबरदार हो गयी
क्या मैने कोई गलती की या
बहन उसकी ही किरदार बदल गयी
ऐसा क्या है, क्या हो गया है
सोच में मैं पड़ गया
आखिर क्यों बीवी मेरी खबरदार हो गयी
खूब मनाया खूब सुक्षाया
पर असर कोई मुझे न समझ आया
क्या बीवी मेरी शक का शिकार हो गयी
सोच में मैं पड़ गया
आखिर क्यों बीवी मेरी खबरदार हो गयी (more…)
Children’s day sms from child to teacher
Teacher Teacher, aaj naa kuch kehna humko
Aaj hum khoob mauj udayenge,
Saal bhar toh aapki humni suni…
Aaj hum baate aapko apni batayenge..
Happy Children’s Day Teacher!
