Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Here we are presenting a funny insult message which you can sens to your lazy friends who doesn’t message you. This is a nice message to tell friends that they are lazy. Share this message with your friends or send it to insult your friends on orkut and on facebook. So, checkout this funny insult message.

Sometimes i forgot to
ask, are you ok ?
Sometimes i even miss
to say hi…!
But it doesn’t mean that
i forget you. It only means
that i am just as
lazy as you..

Here we are presenting a insult message. In this message you will read a nice message but strictly for cute & charming people. Share this amazing insult message with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this insult message..

This message is strictly for
CUTE & CHARMING People Only,
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Since YOU Accidentally Receive It ,
We Deeply Apologize For
Disturbance Due To The Technical Error

Here we are presenting a very amazing insulting sms for the millionaire girls who have lots of attitude. In this message you will find a boy who did a very big insult of a millionaire girl. Share this amazing sms with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this amazing insult sms…

Height of Insult-

A boy 2 a rude daughter of a
millionaire-
If i ever wanted to
suicide …all I would do
is dat.. i will jump
from your ego 2 your
IQ. Level..!!

Looking for some insulting joke for your friend then read this amazing funny insult sms. In this message you will find that friends are virus and never delete from our memory. This is a very funny insulting message for friends share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook. So, checkout this funny sms…

One day god tested,
He erased all my memory & askd
Do u remember any 1 nw ?
I told your name
God smiled & said :

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“some VIRUSES cannot
be deleted…

Finding way to find good girls in this Earth then read this funny message in which you will find a impossible way to find good girls. This is a very funny message on girl you can share this message on orkut and on facebook by our mail feature. so checkout this funny joke on girls

Goods girls are found

Earth is round…..

Hi guys ! we present a very funny website joke for you. In this joke you will read about a funny website which insult the child. You can share this amazing joke on orkut and on facebook. So check out this funny joke on website….

WELCOME TO
www.I Love You.com

Try:- www.Bornvita.com piyo khul ke
jiyo.com…

We presenting a funny joke on the discovery of ‘i love you’. In this message you will read the about the discovery of ‘i love u’. This is a very funny joke send it to your friend and relative by our mail feature. So check out this funny message…..

Teacher : I love you ka janam
kahan hua ?
Boy : China mein,
kyunki iski na koi warranty hai aur
na koi garranty, chale to chand tak,
na chale to shaam tak…

If you want a insulting message on girlfriend then we have a nice and very funny message in which you will read the actual meaning of girlfriend saying. This message will describe that what is the actual meaning if your girlfriends saying these lines. So check out this funny sms…

Wat girlfriend say and what
they actual mean:

6. Best1 “I luv u”, matlab, tujhe bhi
seva ka mauka de diya!!”

Though Diwali is festival of color and celebration, usually you send its wishes to your friend but sometimes you need to send wishes in such a way that it looks funny. You can do it as insult sms or may be you can it as real eye opening message to the friend. Use our small / beautiful message which is a short joke too this diwali. Make it funny diwali.

Happy Diwali

God Made EntertainMent And Called It Fun,
God Made Daylight And Called It Sun,
God Made Night And Called It Moon,
God Made You And Called It Cartoon…