Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

If One Day You Find Me Staring At You,

I M Just Wondering Where Is Yours…

When I Go Wrong,

Ye Hath Mujhe De De Thakur…

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India..

1. Infosys, Bangalore An employee applied for leave as follows
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,please sanction me one-week leave.

2.This is from Oracle Bangalore >From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son
“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding
“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for >it,please grant me 10 days leave.”
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Deep To Aandhi Me Bhi Jalte Hai,

Jinhe Aap Jaise Kamine Dost Milte Hai…

A Man Has Two Little Hair On His Head.

2nd Said You Don’t Know Baal Vivah Is Banned…

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, “…. and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, “The sky is falling, the sky is falling!” The teacher paused then asked the class, “And what do you think that farmer
said?”

One little girl raised her hand and said, “I think he said: ‘Holy Shit! A talking chicken!’”

Jack And Jill bihari-ishtyle:

Aur Jilwa Awat Ludkan Pure Raste…

An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks “What do they do here?” He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks “What do they do here?”
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In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist. Here’s what happened:

Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren’t sure the man was dead, were you?

Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man’s brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it’s possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.

An artist asked the gallery owner if anyone had shown interest in his paintings. “I’ve got good news and bad news,” she said. “The good news is that some guy inquired if it would appreciate in value after you died. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.”

“And the bad news?”

“The guy was your doctor.”