Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Looking for some joke on TV reality show then read this beautiful message in which you will find the fear of emotional atyachaar. In this message you will read about a boy who walking on the road and suddenly a girl come and ask for help then let’s read ahead that what the boy reply. This is a very funny joke on reality show share this joke with your friend on orkut and facebook. So, checkout this funny sms..

A boy was walking on

Program ka darr hai..

Read this funny joke on todays generation boys who can easily pickup a girl of 45kg but it’s hard to pickup a weight of 14.5kg. This message dedicated to all the hard working boys. Share this funny joke with your friends on orkut and on facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny message …

For a boy its easy to pickup
a girl of 45kg.

But for the same boy it’s
quit difficult to pickup a
a gas cylinder of weight
14.5kg.

Looking for some sms and want to dedicated to your girlfriend from which you are frustrated too much. Send this message to those from which you want to get rid off. This is a very funny sms share it with all your friend on orkut and on facebook. So, checkout this funny gift sms….

Stylish breakup :
Boy bought a gift for his
girlfriend.
G. F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket ??
Boy : you wanted stars naa ?
Now sit on it n
GED LOST ..!

Read this funny joke in which you will find some quit funny and interesting line on students. In this message you will read about the students who go to tuition everyday even in rainy day. Share this funny message with your friend on orkut and on facebook. So checkout this funny sms…

Har taraf padhai ka
saya hai, kitabo mein sukh
kisne paya hai, Hum toh jate
hai tuition ladkiyan dekhne,
or sir kehte the “dekho itni barsaat
mein bhi padhne aaya hai.

Send your friends this funny message on their exam to take them out from the stress of exam. This is a very funny message on exam time. I am sure your friend will enjoy this message very much. You can share this funny exam joke with your friend on orkut and on facebook by our mail feature. So checkout this funny exam time joke….

Dekho jaani

Best of luck for your exam !

If you are looking for a funny joke on fake saint then read this sms in which you will find a fake saint who traveling in a train without ticket. This is a very funny joke send this to your friend on orkut and on facebook by just copy paste on their message box. So checkout this joke….

TT : Aap kahan ja
rahe ho ?

TT : jahan krishna ka janam
hua tha…

Read this funny joke in which you will find a combo pack of santa banta, CID and Rajnikant. In this message you will find them in a desert and suddenly the sandstorm come than let see what thier reaction on this serious situation. This is a very funny joke you can send it to your friend on orkut and on facebook. So checkout this funny joke…

The combo pack- santa banta, CID
Team & Rajnkant were passing through a
desert

Rajnikant : Sorry for sneezing…

Read this funny joke in which you will describe that brain is outstanding but still give us screw on important moments. This is a funny message on exam condition. Share this joke with your friend on orkut and on facebook by our mail feature. So checkout this funny joke…..
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Read this funny joke on two sardar stupidity. In this joke you will find a very stupid thing by two sardar. Share this funny joke with your orkut and facebook friend to make them laugh by just copy and paste it on their message box. So checkout this funny Joke…….

Ek sardar sukhi nadi mein
Boat chala raha tha
2nd Sardar- aise sardaron ne hi
Humara naam khrab kar rakha hai
agar mujhe tairna aata toh wahin
jake marta sale ko..

Looking for some truth about marriage then read this funny sms in which you will find a dangerous truth of marriage after then you will definitely think hundred times before getting marry. This is a very funny message you can send this to your friend and relative to make them laugh by this funny joke. So checkout this dangerous truth of marriage…

shadi ke fero mein
LADKI=
suno Ji, Aaj se apke bina me nhi
aur
Mere bina aap nhi