Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Here is a scrap / message which you can use on facebook, orkut and other social network site. Its about to make people fool. It says its Phone Day today ie. like you have friendship day, mothers day, cancer day.. we have phone day too. Rest is total humour and shock.

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Here we have a Message for Diwali, its about making you fool, at first you have another impression but once you reach end then you will enjoy this sms / message. You can send this message through sms to your friends (may be family) and give them humorous Diwali wishes.
Happy Deepavali.

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Here is small message I just found, can be used as Deepavali funy sms. Use it to send early / advance wishes this deepavali and also make some humour. But be reminded that it may make people angry upon you. Use it wisely. So enjoy this funny Diwali / deepawali sms wishes in advance.

Aapko Diwali Mubarak Ho,

So I thougnt to finish AunTies & UncLes 1st

Here we have joke about a old man and girl. Read the Joke and know yourself about wise old man. Hopefully you will laugh and will share this joke with your friends too.

An Old Man with a Beautiful Girl entred a Jewlery shop and chose a Ring worth $20000 for the Girl.
Giving cheq He said he’d collect the Ring on Monday aftr the Cheq is clrd.
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Here we have a funny writeup about how girl and boy widthraw cash / money from ATMs. This is just for humour and we should thank for the creator for making small yet funny things. We are sharing it with you so that you can also use it and make your friends laugh. You can also use to send to your girls friends and tease them.

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM
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If you are girl and want to make someone Bhaiya / Brother and give him shock of the life then use following sms message. You can also use this message on orkut scrap or on Facebook. Just use this funny sms and the boy who receives it will get shock of his life. This message will first make smile and fly high in sky and then a super shock in the end when he will understand complete reason behind this message.

So Enjoy making Bhaiyas

You are so cute,
darling and adorable.
Can’t help forming a relationship with you…
Please Accept me
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As your Dearest and Sweetest Behna

Happy Raksha Bandhan

Every Man Should Marry,
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After All Happiness Is Not The Only Thing In Life…

Twinkle Twinke Little Star,
You Should Know What You Are,
And If You Know What You Are,
Then Mental Hospital Is Not So Far…

Ek Dost Dusre Dostse: Ye Sukh Kya Chiz Hoti Hai?
Dusra Kehta Hai: MaluM Nahi Meri To Bachpan Me Hi Shadi Ho Gayi Thi…

Kore Kagaz Pe Likha Hai Tera NaaM,
SaathMe Tasvir Bhi Chhapi Hai,
Sath Me Diya Hai Ye PaigaM,
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“Zinda Ya Mura Pakadnewale Ko 5000 Rupay InaM”…

Sardar : what is the name of u r car
lady : i forget name but it starts from ‘T’
Sardar : oye kamaal di gaddi hai ‘tea’ se start hoti hai
aur hamrari ‘petrol’ se !