Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho toh….

BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.

Submitted by : Harit Shah

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JOKE for Today!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

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TEACHER BACCHHO SE: BOLE DO DUNI CHAR
BACCHHE DHEERE SE : DO DUNI CHAR
TEACHER GUSSE SE: ZOR SE BOLE
BACCHHE : JAI MATA DI

Submitted by : Aditya Jain

Bharat
ke
ek
shaher
ke
paas
ke
gaon
ke
jungle
ke
nazdik wale
kabristan
ke
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God Granted Me One Wish.
I Asked For World Peace,
He Said Its IMpossible Please Ask For SoMething Else.
I Asked HiM To Make You Intelligent,
He Said Wait Let Me Try World Peace…

Today’s free ebook is about short story on Modern Cinderrella and few others.

A Modern Cinderella and other stories

To all of which remarks Nan gave her assent; though the hop-pole took the likeness of a tall figure she had seen in the porch, the sage-bed, curiously enough, suggested a strawberry ditto, the lettuce vividly reminded her of certain vegetable productions a basket had brought, and the bob-o-link only sung in his cheeriest voice, “Go home, go home! he is there.

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Girl’s Heart is Like Water,
Boy’s Heart is Like a Mobile…
Either Water falls on Mobile….
OR
Mobile falls in Water,
Nukshan Mobile Ki hi Lagti Hai…

Submitted by : Sanjib Dey

Ek baar haanthi aur cheeti mein zorr ki behas hui, bohot ladai hui ki unhone iss behas ko khatam karne ki liye panja ladayein, jo panja jeetega, usi ki baat sahi hogi..

Dono Punja ladane ki liye aamne saamne aa gaye .. fir bhi unki behas ka hall nahi hua..

bolo kyun…. ?? ???
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