Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Below we have a thought of someone about being optimistic. Now you have to read it and decide whether its a thought or a joke. Actually its fun to read it so its little funny.

Be OptiMistic Always.
See Height Of OptiMisM:
Solider-Sir We Are Surrounded!
ArMy Major-Excellent We Can Attack In Any Direction…

There are many jokes but some jokes just fits on some events like following. Following jokes fits well for the occasion of Kiss Day which comes on 12 February before Valentines Day. These are Hindi Jokes and hope you will like them. (more…)

A good way to tell you are important to someone. Just send this sms and show your importance. Tell them that remedy to all their problem is only you. You may send it to your friends or to your love, it can work on both the situation.

Whenever you feel sadness in your HEART,
Blackness in your EYES,
Paleness on your FACE,
Fragrance in your body,
It shows you are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.

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Looking to tease your friend, looking for little fun. Why not send this sms message and help your friend to get the smile! Read and enjoy !

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Here we have some humor for those who are just so much into it this valentines, just send it those who are really waiting a lot this valentines day !
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Now if you are looking for Republic Day Humor then its obvious but strange too. We do have some humorous republic day messages but republic day jokes.. thats strange. Anyways, we have some jokes on republic day. Hope you will enjoy!

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I found this compilation - great tips for the Holidays - Enjoy !

I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its crass commercialism and forced frivolity, but because it’s the season when the food police come out with their wagging fingers and annual tips on how to get through the holidays without gaining 10 pounds.
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This sms message which is humrous is for the occasion of Bakra eid. Bakra Eid is actually another name of Eid ul Adha or say Eid ul azha. Its widely celebrated in Muslim throughout the world in India and Pakistan they sacrifice Bakra ie. Goat as its considered luxury food and distribute to poor people who can’t afford it. The following Hindi/ Urdu Bakra Eid Message is specially for you, send this to friends using sms or facebook message and make them laugh yet angry.

Haqiqt samjo ya afsana!

Ab shura kardo ghass khana

Find here a moderate humor message for the occasion of Eid Ul Azha. In this festival, Muslim all over the world sacrifice goat / cow / camel depending upon the region and distribute it to poor people. Because in early ages animals were treated as assets and meat as food was treated as luxury, hence on this day Muslim give it to those who can not afford it.

Aqeedat ke saath,
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Below is a Hindi / Urdu humor message, send it as sms or use it in Mail or even use on your orkut scrapbook or Facbook wall. Use this message to give smile to the readers and friends.

TajMahal Ki Diwarope Likha Hai,
KutubMinarki Diwaronpe Likha Hai,
Is Jahanki Har Minarope Likha Hai
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