Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Daru pio to aankhe lal,
Mehndi lagao to haath lal,
Kiss karo to lips lal,
Kisi ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,
Bach gaye to jio mere lal

वो मेरे पास आया,
दिल की मेरी धड्रकनों को बढ्राया,

और वो चूमने लगा
और वो चूमने लगा

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Someone Asked Me About Your Age,
Well I Said…………….
The Way You Dress-19,
Ur Skin-15,
The Way You Speak-20,
The Way You Walk-18
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Once three cheentees were sitting.
Just then a haathi passed by.
‘Oye haathi’, said a cheethi ‘Mujhse kushti ladega’
Other cheethis said’Chod yaar bechara akela hai!’

Who’s Hot?
Its You.
Who’s Charming?
Its You.
Who’s Sweets?
Its You.
Who’s Sexy?
Its You.
Who’s Darling Of Millions?
You
And Who’s Lier?
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Once three cheethis were sitting.
Just then a haathi passed by.
‘Oye haathi’, said a cheethi ‘Mujhse kushti ladega’
Other cheethis said’Chod yaar bechara akela hai!’

This is my Leg…
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Another Haathi cheenti Joke from smsnshayari.com

Once Haathi and Cheenti were riding on their motor bikes, they were driving normally, following traffic rules, had their helmet and also all other things regarding traffic rules in place. There was Police Checkpost in the way..
The cop stopped both, inspected papers, license etc of cheenti (the Ant) and let her go then the COP took the license of Haathi(the elephant) he examined his license and then him, then again his license and then him. Though his license was authentic, still COP asked him to stay ..

Do you know why ???
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Once Haathi and Cheeti went for swimming but they were doing it only one by one..
you know the reason .. Why ?
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Hum Bigadte Hai To Bhuchaal Aajata Hai,
Hum Machalte Hai To Toofan Machal Jaata Hai,
Humko Na Karo Koshish Badalneki,
Hum Badalte Hai To ITIHAAS BADAL JAATA Hai…