Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Have you ever read about a servant who update her notice about their holiday on facebook ? If not, then read this funny sms in which we are going to introduce to a servant who is something like that. It’s a very funny sms share it with your friend on facebook to make them laugh. So, let’s read read this funny joke.

Malkin - Tu 3 din kam
pe nai ayi ?

Apke pati ne commnt
b kia tha:
“Miss U ;)”.

When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std….some1 stole his rough note….&
Now they call it as ………….Wikipedia

Crazy people!!!!

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When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!

Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!

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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is
“Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.

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Rajnikant purchased a road roller…

Guess why??????

To Iron his Clothes……………………………

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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!

Sachin Tendulkar’s mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar…

And his coach’s name is ramaKANT J

Is there a need to say anything beyond this???

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Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…

..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well

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If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts!

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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - “Solve any 100 questions”

He solved all 150 and wrote, ” Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!”

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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….

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Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…

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What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be :-
Faster ..
Better…
RAJNIKANT….

No it should be (strictly)

RAJNIKANT.
RAJNIKANT..
RAJNIKANT…

Mind it
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Rajnikanth’s next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims
across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and… the Titanic in the other

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“Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”

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“Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty”…..:P
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Rajni can walk faster than light….

“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another”.

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Law of Conservation of Rajni

All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did…
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa… mind it!!!
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Once a photo of Rajnikant was givenfor Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…
We got two copies of the Xerox machine.

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One more:

Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth

Today that powder is known as

“AMBUJA CEMENT”

Looking for some funny sms then read this sms in which you will find out a big tragedy with a husband who want to know about his pregnant wife condition. It’s a very funny sms share it with your friend and relatives to make them laugh. So, checkout this funny sms.

Husband wanted to call
the hospital to ask about
his pregnant wife but
accidentally called the
cricket stadium. He
asks, ” How’s the situation ?
He was shocked & nearly died
on hearing the reply. They
said, Its finy. 3 are
out, hope 7 out by
lunch, last one was a duck !

Want to find different in girls of different city than read this funny sms in which you will read the specialty of different girls of different city. You can share this funny sms with your friend and make them laugh. So, checkout this funny sms on girls specialty.

Specialty of girls :
Chennai : Intelligent
Chandigarh : stylish
Punjab : Colorful
Mumbai : Hot
Kashmir : Attractive
UP : kuch ho na ho
par
By god

Attitude ki koi
kami nhi hai……

You often see and noticed that mostly girls prefer love marriage then arrange marriage why ? Then wait let us describe you it’s reason. Here we are presenting a funny sms in which you will get answer of this. Share this funny sms with your friend to make them laugh by this funny sms. So, checkout this funny sms on girls choice..

Why do Girls
Prefer love
marriage than an
arrange one ?

….. coz a known
kamina is better
than an unknown
namuna…!

Read this funny joke on aman and on his wife. Aman is too much frustrated from the joke which made on him so he said to his wife to tell something in which he is not involve. So, let see what his wife answered to him. Share this beautiful joke with your friend and with your family member to make them laugh by this funny sms. So, checkout the words of aman’s wife..

Santa was very
frustrated with jokes
made on him

Wife :
“I AM PREGNANT”

Here we are presenting a next generation poem of ‘KG’. In this sms you will read the poem of next generation child on Drinking. So share this funny poem with your friend on orkut and facebook by by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny poem.

THE NEXT GENERATION
‘KG’ POEM.

DRINKING DRINKING
LITTLE BEER. HOW !
WONDER WHICH BAR
IS NEAR. QUARTER
RATES R UP SO HIGH.
DRINK A PEG WITH
CHICKEN FRY.
Cheers …

Read this funny sms in which you will see the words of different peoples when we pass a exam but words of friend are different from everyone. Share this funny sms with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout the funny words of friends.

If U pass in exams:

Dhokebaaz, kaminey,
oye ! kab pada be tune
itna ?

Here we are presenting a funny sms in which you will read the difference between a drunk guy or a normal girl. This message will show you that girls do many things without drink but the guys can only do that thing after getting drunk. Share this funny message with your friend on orkut and facebook to make your friends laugh. So, checkout this funny message..

After drinking:-Men talk
unnecessarily, become
emotional, drive badly,
continue thinking,
fight 4 nthing.but..
women can do all
these without drinking…!

Read this amazing funny filmy jokes in which you will know how bollywood actors are notorious in public view. This is a very funny filmy joke share it with your all friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this filmy joke..

Beti- Maa gaon mein
bollywood wale ayein hain.

Maa- tab toh bakri bhi
ko bhi andar le le..