Husband wants to buy Poison
Man Goes To CheMist: ‘I Need To Buy Poison’
CheMist: I Can’t Sell You That.
Man Shows Wife’s Photo.
CheMist: Sorry I Didn’t Knew You Had A Prescription…
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Aman Mujra Dekhne Gaya,Sari Raat Mujra Dekhta Raha
Bai:Sahab Humne Aap Ko Khush Kiya,Ab Aap Hamain Khush Karo.
Aman Utha Or Khud Nachne Laga.
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Teacher: Chaman,
If Your Father Earned $100,000
And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother,
What Would She Have?
Chaman: A Heart attac
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A Man Asks Santa: Akal Badi Ya Bhans.
Santa Thought!
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And Then Reply Oye Khote Pehle DATE OF BIRTH To Bata.
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Sene Main DIL..
Dil Main DARD..
Dard Main YAKEEN..
Yakeen Main KHAYAL..
khayal Main KHWAAB..
Khwaab Main Aap..
Kitna Darawna Khwaab Baap Re Baap
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Teacher:Give English
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“Bazaar Main Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai”
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Chaman Replies:
The Tablets Are Walking
In The Market.
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At a southern university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes.
“Just to establish some parameters,” said the professor to the student from Arkansas, “what is the opposite of joy?”
“Sadness,” said the student.
“And the opposite of depression?” he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.
“Elation,” she said.
“And you sir,” he said to the young man from Texas, “what about the opposite of woe?”
The Texan replied, “Sir, I believe that would be ‘giddy up’ .
Submitted by : Azeem
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How To Grow Up A Baby To
Make It Absolutely CharMing,
SMart,
Good Looking,
Cute,
Truthful,
Funny And
An ExtreMely Intelligent Baby?
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Two blonde chicks were building a house together. One blonde was cutting the wood and the other was on a ladder nailing. Before hammering in a nail; the blonde on the ladder would reach into her nail pouch, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to hammer it into the wood.
The other blonde, confused, watched her do this and after she could take it no longer yelled up, “Why the %@#& are you throwing some of the nails away?!” “Whoa! Don’t yell!” the blonde on the ladder explained, “If it’s pointed toward me when I pull it out of my pouch, I throw it away. If it’s pointed toward the house, then I can use it safely! Duh!”
The second blonde became irate at this point and started to call her all kinds of names, referencing how stupid she was and how she was the reason blonde’s get a bad rap for being dumb. She explained the importance of keeping all the nails, “Don’t throw away the nails that are pointed toward you! They’re for the other side of the house! Duh!
Submitted by : Ashu
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Socha Tha Har Modpar Tera Intezar Karenge,
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Par Kya Karein KaMbakht Sadak Hi Sidhi Nikli…
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