Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Read this flirt sms in which you will find some nice line line for them with whom you want to do some flirt. This is a funny flirt message you can share it with your friend or with your dearest friend on orkut and on facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So,checkout this flirt sms..

“ Government imposing new
taxes. Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don’t worry,
flirting is still free. ”

Read this amazing funny sms in which you will find the 21st century girls and their expectation. This is a very funny joke share it with all your friend to make them laugh by this funny joke. So, checkout this amazing funny sms…

Ultimate kalyug:-
1st standard Boy :-
Can I kiss your hand …?

1st std girl :- why, is
anything wrong with my
LIPS..

Read this funny message in which you will know that what is the impossible work which not even God can do. This is a very funny message share it with all your friend to make them laugh on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny sms…

Girl Make road from
India to USA.
God it’s very tough, ask
Something else.
Girl- Make boys love only
1 gal sincerly.

God- U want single or
double road 2 USA.

Looking for some nice saying then read this amazing sms in which you will find nice sentence about crush. In this message it will describe that what is the best feeling in crush. Share this beautiful sayind with your special friend and with your loved one on orkut and facebook. So, checkout this beautiful saying…

The best feeling in this
world when is when ..
you look at your crush.
and find him/her already
staring at you..!!

Looking for some teenage sms then read this message in which you will find some quality of teenage love. In this message you will describe the quality of teenage love very beautifully. You can share this message with your orkut and facebook friend. So checkout this teenage sms…..

Teenage love is
most wonderful love :-
People don’t fall in love
for money, not for material
issues, not because of their
parents wish…:-

It’s the only moment
of life when you fall
in love due to the poverty
of your heartand for the
immense love for that person..

If you are looking for a funny ideas to kiss a girl then we have a nice funny message which describe you the ideas to kiss a girl by making her fool. This is a very funny message share this sms on orkut and on facebook. So check out this funny ideas

Boy- I can kiss you
without touching you,
Girl-Impossible !
Boy-Lagi 20-20 ki .
Girl-Ok,
Then boy kissed her,
Girl- You touched me,
Boy-Le 20rs tu jeet gayi.

Below is Kiss Day SMS message sent to us by one of SnS visitor. Just send this message to anyone to whom you want to have a kiss, though its funny way of asking for kiss. Enjoy the kiss and you may send it on occasion like Kiss Day which comes before Valentines Day. (more…)

Below we have few messages you may like and you can send as sms or as orkut scraps or as facebook message to your friends to give the wishes of Chocolate day. They are free and you will enjoy ! There are the ones you will find commonly around and they are quite famous and now we are sharing them with you! (more…)

Here we have some humor for those who are just so much into it this valentines, just send it those who are really waiting a lot this valentines day !
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A famous Joke about a wife who cheated his husband::

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
“Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?�?

“Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question…�?

“Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please.�?

“Well, all right. Yes, 3 times.�?

“Three? When were they?�?

“Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?�?

“Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?�?

“Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?�?

“I can’t believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn’t have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn’t be more moved. When was number 3?�?

“Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?�?