Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Read this naughty sms in which you will find a trick to beat up someone. It’s a very funny sms you can send it to your friend to beat up him from police. You can also share it with your friend on facebook and on orkut. So, checkout this naughty sms.

Mera number change
hogaya hai new
number hai
100. confirm now
agar mera nokar
phone uthaye toh
2-4 gali
suna dena sala
apne aap ko policewala
smjhta hai

Below is a beautiful humorous sms shared by one of our reader, a funny sms in Hindi language.

Puchha Mujhse Chand Sitaro Ne. Tujhe Bhula Diya Kya Tere Yaaron Ne?
Main Muskurakar Bola,
“Bhul To Nahi Sakte,
Bus Lage Honge Kamine kisi ITEM Ko Patane Me.

Submitted by : Shatru Patil

Here we are presenting a funny news about Salman Khan. We heard that Salman Khan is too much disturbed these days why ? then read this sms. In this message you will get your answer that why is Salman Khan is disturbed these days. Share this funny sms with all your friend on orkut and on facebook to make your friends laugh. So, checkout this funny sms..

Why is Salman Khan
disturbed these days ?

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coz
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Uski girlfriend ho gayi
hai aur bhabi Badnaam !!

Here we are presenting a funny sms in which you will read a funny suggestion that how to kill a girl without using any hard weapons. So, share this amazing funny sms with all guys on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny sms..

How to kill a girl ?

Give her 2
Beautiful dresses, nice
jewellery, costly cosmetics. then
lock her in a room without a mirror
tadap tadap kar mar jayegi..

Here we are presenting a funny sms in which you will read about the tragedies with girl in finding nice guys. This is a very funny sms specially for girls share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny sms on girls…

Tragedies in Girls life.
Nice boys are not
sexy,

sexy, nice and single
boys r gay !

Read this beautiful joke in which you will find the definition of boys and girls. This is a very funny joke in this message you will read about boys and girls special quality. So, share this beautiful sms joke with your friend on orkut and facebook. So, checkout this amazing joke.

Who are boys ?
Jo marne ke bad
Nark me bhi Kehte hai
“YAMRAJ KI BETI DEKH
PATAKA HAI YAR”
n
Who r girls ?

who goes to heaven
n says “APSARA KI
NAIL POLISH DEKHI
HW CHEAP..

Quota system was started in India to give equal opportunity to everyone in India after independence irrespective of their caste or culture, however , it was decided to be there only for few years but even after century of independence it still prevails and now its is reason for disturbance many times. We received a nice sms on Quota system which is funny yet a taunt. I hope you will enjoy it. (more…)

Here we have some humor for those who are just so much into it this valentines, just send it those who are really waiting a lot this valentines day !
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Below is small message specially meant for sms. You can send this sms to those who are not regular in sending sms. Just say this sms and make little taunt too but indirectly. Enjoy this little fun sms.

HuM HuM Hai,
TuM TuM Ho,
Na TuM KaM Ho
Na HuM KaM Hai,
To Kis Baat Ka GaM Hai,
SMS Bhejte Raho,
Tabhi To Lagega Ke
Mobile Wale Me DuM Hai…

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