Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

अगुंलियां मेरी गीली थीं
होठों पर भी सब जगह चिपचिपी थी
दोनों हाथों से पकड़ हुआ था
बड़ा ही स्‍वादिष्‍ट अनुभव था
चूसे थे चूसे थे
देसी आम जो मैने चूस के खाया था

Hindi joke, shocking making fool sms

Aapki Chal Mor Jaisi,
Aawaz Koyal Jaisi,
Dimag Lomdi Jaisa,
Gussa Sher Jaisa,
Aankhein Hiran Jaisi,
But Kitna Achha Hota Agar
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वो मेरे पास आया,
दिल की मेरी धड्रकनों को बढ्राया,

और वो चूमने लगा
और वो चूमने लगा

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Tum Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Mera Kya Jayega
Log Tumhe Hi Pagal Kahenge…

When
You
Find
Yourself
In
A
Dark
Room
With
Vibrating
Wall
Full
Of
Blood
Surrounding
You
Then
Don’t
Be
Afraid, (more…)

Hurry up. Fill in the blanks with “Haan” or “Nahi”
1:____ main insan nehi hoon.
2:____ main hi chor hun.
3:____ main hi pagal hun.

Submitted by : Nabin Sunder Nayak

Who’s Hot?
Its You.
Who’s Charming?
Its You.
Who’s Sweets?
Its You.
Who’s Sexy?
Its You.
Who’s Darling Of Millions?
You
And Who’s Lier?
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A Study Has Proved That All STUPID And DUFFERS Use Their Thumb While Reading

A SMS..
Don’t Try To Change Your Finger NOW

This is my Leg…
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Every Morning You Are The 1st Thing That Come To My Mind,
I Wish I Would Start My Day With You In My Bed.
I Love Your Feel To My Lips,
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