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‘Making People Fool SMSs’

Section Making People Fool SMSs :

This category contains all SMSs which will fool you when your read them.

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Hum aapke ghar aayenge(an humour)

Hum aapke ghar zaroor ayenge
Har pal aayenge,
Har wakt aaeynge,
Din raat aaeynge
aur
aur
aur
aur
aur
Ghanti bajakar bhag jayenge.
TING TONG…
(more…)

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Irritating people on sms

Hello
Sir/Madam.
This
is
our
ATD
(Any
Time
Disturbance)
service.
We
excel
in
disturbing
and
irritating
peole
at
odd
hours.
Hope
the
goal
is
achieved.
Thank you…

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I will kick you (a friendly humour sms)

As we walk through our friendship at times,
You may not see me besides you!
Don’t think I have left you!
I choose to walk behind you
So I can kick you when you are wrong…
(more…)

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Sorry to disturb you (a naughty sms)

Hey sorry for disturbing you at this time,

I need your help.

But only if you are not busy,

If u don’t mind

If u can and

If its not disturbing you,

Please delete this message…
Tag:[tag]sms, text, funny, humour, naughty[/tag]

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Thinking about me (humour sms)

Thinking about me?……Cool…….. Even I m doing the same thing…….Even thinking about myself…
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Dettol ke siwa kuch nahin (humour sms)


Dilke dardko zubanpar late nahi,
Hum apni aankhonse aansu bahate nahi,
Zakham chahe kitne bhi gehre kyon na ho,
Hum dettol ke siwa kuch aur lagate nahi…
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Free incoming (sms joke)


If you are alone, don’t think of me,
If you are crying don’t think of me,
If you are upset, don’t think of me
Just call me as my incoming is free!!!
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Switch on the lights (humour)

If your life is in darkness don’t give up
Just pray
But after praying your life is still in darkness,
Then don’t be stupid
Just go and
Switch ON the lights…

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My trust & me genius (fooling sms)

I trusted u a lot because you are close to me
But why do you talk behind my back?
Why don’t you tell me frankly?
Why are you telling everyone,
that
.
.
.
.
.
.
I M born genius…
Tag:[tag]funny, sms, text, fooling[/tag]

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To say I love you (Funny text)

To say I love you, u don’t need courage,
U don’t need to be cute,
U don’t need to be a good flirt,
U don’t need to talk or dress properly,
All you need is
.
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.
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.
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.
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an idiot to hear you…
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