Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Aapki Chal Mor Jaisi,
Aawaz Koyal Jaisi,
Dimag Lomdi Jaisa,
Gussa Sher Jaisa,
Aankhein Hiran Jaisi,
But Kitna Achha Hota Agar
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Aur neta ji bhashan sunane lage,
Janta ko apne wayde batane lag gaye,
Poocha kisi ne ki aalingan desh prem ka kitna zaroori,
Bechare netaaji, isko ashleel batane lag gaye !!!

Daru pio to aankhe lal,
Mehndi lagao to haath lal,
Kiss karo to lips lal,
Kisi ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,
Bach gaye to jio mere lal

वो मेरे पास आया,
दिल की मेरी धड्रकनों को बढ्राया,

और वो चूमने लगा
और वो चूमने लगा

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Why Love Marriages Are Better Than Arranged Marriages?
Because Known DEVILS Are Better Than Unknown DEVILS…

3 Possible Reasons When A Man Opens A Car Door For Wife
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife…

Tum Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Mera Kya Jayega
Log Tumhe Hi Pagal Kahenge…

Once Haathi and Cheenti (Good friends) were going on a motorcycle and met and accident. Haathi suffered serious injuries whereas Cheenti was all fine..

Do you know why ?
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Once three cheethis were sitting.
Just then a haathi passed by.
‘Oye haathi’, said a cheethi ‘Mujhse kushti ladega’
Other cheethis said’Chod yaar bechara akela hai!’

Once Haathi and Cheeti went for swimming but they were doing it only one by one..
you know the reason .. Why ?
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