‘Jokes on SMS’
Insult sms-qualities of insaan
Aapki Chal Mor Jaisi,
Aawaz Koyal Jaisi,
Dimag Lomdi Jaisa,
Gussa Sher Jaisa,
Aankhein Hiran Jaisi,
But Kitna Achha Hota Agar
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अश्लील बातें - अशलील बातें
Aur neta ji bhashan sunane lage,
Janta ko apne wayde batane lag gaye,
Poocha kisi ne ki aalingan desh prem ka kitna zaroori,
Bechare netaaji, isko ashleel batane lag gaye !!!
Kiss karo to lips lal hain|Fresh Funny Hindi SMS
Daru pio to aankhe lal,
Mehndi lagao to haath lal,
Kiss karo to lips lal,
Kisi ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,
Bach gaye to jio mere lal
Devils and marriage
Why Love Marriages Are Better Than Arranged Marriages?
Because Known DEVILS Are Better Than Unknown DEVILS…
Husband Wife English Joke
3 Possible Reasons When A Man Opens A Car Door For Wife
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife…
Tum Muskurate raho | Fool sms
Tum Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Muskurate Raho
Mera Kya Jayega
Log Tumhe Hi Pagal Kahenge…
Haanthi Cheeti Jokes-The accident
Once Haathi and Cheenti (Good friends) were going on a motorcycle and met and accident. Haathi suffered serious injuries whereas Cheenti was all fine..
Do you know why ?
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Haathi and Cheenti ki ladai-Hindi urdu Jokes
Once three cheethis were sitting.
Just then a haathi passed by.
‘Oye haathi’, said a cheethi ‘Mujhse kushti ladega’
Other cheethis said’Chod yaar bechara akela hai!’
Swimming of Haathi and Cheeti-Chutkule
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Once Haathi and Cheeti went for swimming but they were doing it only one by one..
you know the reason .. Why ?
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