Husband wants to buy Poison
Man Goes To CheMist: ‘I Need To Buy Poison’
CheMist: I Can’t Sell You That.
Man Shows Wife’s Photo.
CheMist: Sorry I Didn’t Knew You Had A Prescription…
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‘Jokes on SMS’
Section Jokes on SMS :
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Aman Mujra Dekhne Gaya,Sari Raat Mujra Dekhta Raha
Bai:Sahab Humne Aap Ko Khush Kiya,Ab Aap Hamain Khush Karo.
Aman Utha Or Khud Nachne Laga.
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Teacher: Chaman,
If Your Father Earned $100,000
And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother,
What Would She Have?
Chaman: A Heart attac
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A Man Asks Santa: Akal Badi Ya Bhans.
Santa Thought!
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Thought,
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Thought,
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Thought,
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And Then Reply Oye Khote Pehle DATE OF BIRTH To Bata.
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Teacher:Give English
Translation Of,
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“Bazaar Main Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai”
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Chaman Replies:
The Tablets Are Walking
In The Market.
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A KHADDAR-clad Central Minister visited the Maruti car factory. The manager went out of the way to show him around & at the end of the tour, offered the Minister a free car. ‘Oh, no,’ said the Minister, ‘I cannot accept it.’ ‘In that case I’ll sell it to you for Rupees five hundred.’ The Minister handed the Manager two five-hundred rupee notes: ‘In that case, I’ll have two.’
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10 Inventions by Blonde
1.Tricycle kickstand
2.Solar flashlight
3.Fire proof matches
4.Inflatable dartboard
5.Glass hammer
6.Black light bulb
7.Boomerang grenade
8.Hardest Cotton
9. Leather Tissue Paper
10. HOT ice cream
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‘We’re going to play elephants and circuses,’ said a little boy at kindergarten, ‘Do you want to join in?’
‘I’d love to,’replied the teacher. ‘What do you want me to do?’
‘You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !’
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A Man Has Two Little Hair On His Head.
One Said To Another “We Should Get Married And Grow Our Population”
2nd Said You Don’t Know Baal Vivah Is Banned…
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Jack And Jill bihari-ishtyle:
Jakwa Aur Jillwa Gayil Upar D Hil,
Paniya Bharil Ke Waste,
Jackwa Gir Gayil Uka Khopdi Fut Gayi
Aur Jilwa Awat Ludkan Pure Raste…
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