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‘Jokes on SMS’

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Hinglish sms Joke : Sardar wala

Sardar : what is the name of u r car
lady : i forget name but it starts from ‘T’
Sardar : oye kamaal di gaddi hai ‘tea’ se start hoti hai
aur hamrari ‘petrol’ se !

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Sardaar and his family in party

Sardar Goes To A Party With His Family,
He Introduces His Family To His Friend Saying
Main Sardar Ye Sardarnee,
Ye Mera Kid Aur Ye Meri Kidney…

A Sardaar Joke

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Height of Stupidity Joke

Sardar:Yaar Kal Raat Teen Ghante Ek ENGLISH FILM Dekhi.,
Na Koi Seen Tha, Na Aawaaaz.!
Friend:Film Ka Naam Kya Tha.?
Sardar:”NO DISC INSERTED…

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No Entry JOKE / Hindi / Urdu

Aman Drives In To One-Way &
Cross NO ENTRY Board

PoliceMan:Oye No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?

Aman: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..

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Famous Sardaar Telephone Hindi Telephone Joke

Tring

Tring

Tring.

Sardar Hello kon bol raha hai
Other side,Ji main bol raha hoon
Sardar oye ye to kamal ho gya
idhar se bhi main Uthar Se Bhi Main.

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Puzzled Joke

There Was A Pond In It There Were 20 Fishes.
One Of TheM Died, Suddenly Water Increased 1 Litre Guess How…
Leh, all other fishes started crying … :P

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fUNNY Jokes about love life and Affairs

Girl:How Much You Love Me?

Boy:Like SHAJAHAN

Girl:Then When Will You Build TAJMAHAL?

Boy:Already Purchased Land; Now Waiting For Your Death.

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Joke In Hindi

Aman:Aaj Maine Pani Ko Ullu Banaya.

Chaman:Pani Ko Ullu?Woh Kaise?

Aman:Oye!Subha Maine Pani Garam Kiya

Aur Thande Pani Se Naha Liya!!

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Pati Marjayega agar Patni mar gayi toh

Wife: Agar Main Mar Jaun To TuM Kya Karoge?

Husband: Shayad Main Bhi Mar Jaunga.

Wife: Kyon?

Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Khushi Bhi Jaan Leva Hoti Hai…

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Aman Chaman and Wife

Aman: What Do You Want To Become In Your Next Life ?

Chaman: A Cockroach.

Aman: Why?

Chaman: Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai.

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