Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

A nice joke in Hindi as well in English version for you!

“Aaj ki Khaas baat”

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Now those who don’t know, we have its english version but before that you should know that Paratha is a very famous form of kind of bread in India which is very heavy to digest, so here it goes..

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If you school teacher is very smart and beautiful then we have a great sms from which you can describe your teacher that she is very beautiful. You can send this messege to your friend and also use to send scrap or messege to make your orkut friend laugh. (more…)

Sardar : what is the name of u r car
lady : i forget name but it starts from ‘T’
Sardar : oye kamaal di gaddi hai ‘tea’ se start hoti hai
aur hamrari ‘petrol’ se !

Sardar Goes To A Party With His Family,
He Introduces His Family To His Friend Saying
Main Sardar Ye Sardarnee,
Ye Mera Kid Aur Ye Meri Kidney…

A Sardaar Joke

Sardar:Yaar Kal Raat Teen Ghante Ek ENGLISH FILM Dekhi.,
Na Koi Seen Tha, Na Aawaaaz.!
Friend:Film Ka Naam Kya Tha.?
Sardar:”NO DISC INSERTED…

Aman Drives In To One-Way &
Cross NO ENTRY Board

PoliceMan:Oye No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?

Aman: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..

Tring

Sardar Hello kon bol raha hai
Other side,Ji main bol raha hoon
Sardar oye ye to kamal ho gya
idhar se bhi main Uthar Se Bhi Main.

There Was A Pond In It There Were 20 Fishes.
One Of TheM Died, Suddenly Water Increased 1 Litre Guess How…
Leh, all other fishes started crying …

Girl:How Much You Love Me?

Boy:Already Purchased Land; Now Waiting For Your Death.

Aman:Aaj Maine Pani Ko Ullu Banaya.

Aur Thande Pani Se Naha Liya!!