Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Say kit kit,
Say tuk tuk,
Say ya ya ya ya,
Say zoom zoom zoom
What is this?????
Behave normally,
I know you are happy to see my sms
But this is not the way…
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I wrote your name on the sand and it got washed away,

I wrote ur name on my heart and I got a HEART ATTACK!!!

Three chimps escaped from zoo.
1 was caught watching tv.
Another playing football and the
Third one was caught reading this text message…
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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi wo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hai wo log jo kehte hai ke
Chimpanzee ki nasal khatam ho gayi…
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One thing I like about you…
Ke tum har kaam dil lagake karte ho.
U know why?
Kyonki
Dimagka option tumhare paas hai hi nahi.. LOL
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Lost in an animal farm,
I saw many animals,
mouse,
bird,
monkey,
HAILA! YOU TOO…
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Ever since I have known you,
Its difficult for me to forget you,
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Bhagvanke bina mandir adhura hai,
Dosti ke bina jivan adhura hai,
Patni bina ghar adhura hai,
Usi tarah tumhare bina
Pagalkhana adhura hai…
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Hey tell me very frankly..
do I look stupid?
Dumb?
A Duffer?
Nuts like an alien?
Please tell me
Coz now someone told me that I look like you…
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Kabrastanme khujli wala kutta sab ko dara raha tha,
Mujhe bhi darane aaya par main nahi dara,
Kyonki dost maine tujhe pehchan liya tha…

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