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Girls of Different City : Funny Sms

Want to find different in girls of different city than read this funny sms in which you will read the specialty of different girls of different city. You can share this funny sms with your friend and make them laugh. So, checkout this funny sms on girls specialty.

 

 

Specialty of girls :
Chennai : Intelligent
Chandigarh : stylish
Punjab : Colorful
Mumbai : Hot
Kashmir : Attractive
UP : kuch ho na ho
par
By god

Attitude ki koi
kami nhi hai……

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Insult Message For a Millionaire Girl : Sms

Here we are presenting a very amazing insulting sms for the millionaire girls who have lots of attitude. In this message you will find a boy who did a very big insult of a millionaire girl. Share this amazing sms with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this amazing insult sms…

 

Height of Insult-

A boy 2 a rude daughter of a
millionaire-
If i ever wanted to
suicide …all I would do
is dat.. i will jump
from your ego 2 your
IQ. Level..!!

Funny ABCD joke : Sms

Read this amazing ABCD joke in which you will find insulting comment by using ABCD. This is a very funny insult joke you can share it or send it to your friends by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny ABCD joke..

 

You are ABCD
Attractive beautiful cute dear
EFG
Excellent funny gorgeous
HIJ
Hello I am joking ;)

Friends Are Virus : Funny Sms

Looking for some insulting joke for your friend then read this amazing funny insult sms. In this message you will find that friends are virus and never delete from our memory. This is a very funny insulting message for friends share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook. So, checkout this funny sms…

 

One day god tested,
He erased all my memory & askd
Do u remember any 1 nw ?
I told your name
God smiled & said :

.
.
.
.
.
.
“some VIRUSES cannot
be deleted…

 

Biwi Ki Galat fehmi : Joke

Here we are presenting a funny joke on wife. In this message you will read about the misunderstanding of wife. This is a very funny joke on husband wife send this message to your friend and relative to make them laugh by this message. Check out this funny sms….

 

Wife-kal raat tumne mujhe
neend mein gali di thi…
Husband-tumhari galat fehmi hai
janu….
Wife-Kaisi galat fehmi..?
Husband-yahi ki
.
.
.
Main neend mein tha:-)

Funny Jokes On Biology Lab

we present a funny sms on biology lab. This is a very funny sms on school lab. I hope you will enjoy it. You can also send this message to your friend on orkut and facebook to share this funny sms. So let’s check out this funny sms….

Ek Mendak ne pandit se
apna future poocha

Pandit : Tujhe ek ladki milegi
jo tera dil le jayegi..

Mendak Khushi se :
Wo milegi kahan ?

.

.

.
Pandit :
Biology lab mein…..

Destiny Of a Boy In Love : Funny Sms

Boys are always idiot in any condition, How ? Then read this funny sms which describe that boys are always idiot. This is a very funny joke on boys send it to your friends and relative and make them laugh so much by this funny sms. So let’s check out this funny sms.

 

If girls is in love, her
parents asks :
Who is that idiot ?
If boyz is in love, his
parents asks ?
Idiot who is that girl ?
MORAL : No matter whoever
in love,
Boyz are always IDIOTS….

The Chemical Formula Of Water : Funny Hindi Sms

You know the the chemical formula of water H2O but wait there is a child who teach us a new formula of water. This child invent a new kind of water. It is a very funny joke send this to your friend to make them laugh by this funny sms. So let’s check out the new formula of water….

 

Teacher- Water ka chemical
formula kaho ?
Student- H2O+Mgcl+Nacl+HNo3+CaCo3
Ca(OH)2+SnTnHg+Ni+Hcl
Teacher- Yeh kya hai ?
Student- Sir, yeh muncipality ka
Pani hai….

A monkey - Bandar ki Shadi Humor-Insult

Looking to tease your friend, looking for little fun. Why not send this sms message and help your friend to get the smile! Read and enjoy !

 

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Cartoon | Insult - Fooling Orkut Scrap Message


God Made EntertainMent And Called It Fun,
God Made Daylight And Called It Sun,
God Made Night And Called It Moon,
God Made You And Called It Cartoon…


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