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‘Insult SMS’

Section Insult SMS :

All sms insulting the Reader

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A monkey - Bandar ki Shadi Humor-Insult

Looking to tease your friend, looking for little fun. Why not send this sms message and help your friend to get the smile! Read and enjoy !

 

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Filed in Funny Scraps, Insult SMS, Orkut/Facebook, SMS / TEXT |

Cartoon | Insult - Fooling Orkut Scrap Message


God Made EntertainMent And Called It Fun,
God Made Daylight And Called It Sun,
God Made Night And Called It Moon,
God Made You And Called It Cartoon…

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Filed in Insult Jokes, Insult SMS, Insult-Leg Pulling Scraps, JOKES, Orkut/Facebook, SMS / TEXT |

Make friend a Gadha

Jungle Me Sher Aya Tha,
Hathi Aya Bandar Aya, Hiran Aya,
Phir Sherne Bandarse Puchha “Abe Apna Gadha Kahan Hai?”
To Bandar Bola Huzur Abi Wo SMS Padh Raha Hai…

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Filed in Insult SMS, JOKES, Missing you - Judai shayri sms, SMS / TEXT, Sms Jokes |

Making a fool out of friend

apki ek baat hume bahut pasand hai
ap jabbhi koi kaam kerte hain
dil lagaker karte hain
kiyonki
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kiyon ki
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dimag to apke paas hai hi nahi{ha ha}

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Filed in Insult Jokes, Insult SMS, Insult-Leg Pulling Scraps, JOKES, Making People Fool SMSs, Orkut/Facebook, SMS / TEXT |

Insulting SMS / Message -TWO Ones

hi! how r u? i m thinking of u
if u r free can u call me pls
doesnt seriouse matter
my friend dosnt believe that
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monkey can talk.


Now Another one:

koi tumhe boly u r crazy

“dont be angry”

koi bole ur stupid

be cool

lekin koi bole u r smart

thappad mariyo sale de
mazaak di v hadd hundi hai

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Funny Friendship Hindi SHayari


dilse aap ka khayal jata nahi
aap ke siwa koi yaad ata nahi
hasrat hai roz aap ko dekhun
par kambaht woh madaari aap ko roz lata nahi…..

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Filed in Insult Jokes, Insult SMS, Insult-Leg Pulling Scraps, JOKES, Mazahiya Dosti Shayari, Orkut/Facebook, SMS / TEXT, Shayari, Sms Jokes |

English Leg pulling insult friendship joke

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue,
Monkeys Like You Should Be Kept In Zoo.
Don’t Get Angry You Will Find Me There Too,
Not In Cage But Laughing On You…

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Filed in Friendship Jokes, Insult Jokes, Insult SMS, Insult-Leg Pulling Scraps, JOKES, Orkut/Facebook, SMS / TEXT |

SMS Mazaak and Masti

Chand Par Kali Ghata Chhati To Hogi,
Sitaronko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi,
Tum Lakh Chhupao Duniyase Magar
Akele Me Tumhe Apni Shakalpe Hasi Aati To Hogi…

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Filed in Insult SMS, Insult-Leg Pulling Scraps, Mazahiya Dosti Shayari, Orkut/Facebook, SMS / TEXT, Shayari, Taunt / Masti Shairy |

Zoo Insult famous joke on sms

Hi I M Dying To See You,
I Want To Meet You,
I Want To Talk To You Seriously
But What To Do ……………
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Stupid Gatekeeper Is Asking Me
Ticket To Enter The Zoo…

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English Insult sms

I Chased Love,
I Found Friendship,
I Chased Desires,
I Found Hopes,
I Chased Reality,
I Found DreaMs,
I Chased A Monkey
I Found You…

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