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Purana Gana Presenting by Old Women- Joke

Need a very funny joke then check this one. In this message a very old lady sing a old song on chaman demand to aman grandmother. This is a very funny joke you can send this to your friend and relative by our mail feature. I am sure this message will laugh all of you so much. So check out this funny joke..

 

Rooh Kaap gayi jab chaman

ne aman ki dadi se kaha,”Daadi koi

purana gana sunao.”

Aur

Daadi boli=Munni badnaam hui

darling tere liye……

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Innocent and Heart Touching Line By A Lover

If you are looking for a innocent and heart touching line which a boyfriend said to his girlfriend after break up then you will find your answer in this message. These line said by a true lover after break up to his girlfriend. You can share this message with your friend on orkut and on facebook. So check out this innocent line…

 

Most innocent and heart touching lines

said by a true lover to his girlfriend

on break up……….

Behen mere gift to wapas kar de..

..Teri bhabi ko de dunga…:-)

 

Meaning Of Sunday : Funny Joke

Here we presenting a very funny joke on Sunday. In this joke you will read the meaning of sunday. This is funny joke you can send it to your friend on orkut and on facebook to wish them Sunday. So check out the meaning of Sunday..

 

sunday means…

S- Sote Raho

U- Utho der se

N- Nahao mat

D- Dekhte raho T.V

A- Aaram karo din bhar

Y- Yad karo Humko.

so enjoy ur big sunday

 

Stupid Invitation By Aman To Chaman

We have a nice funny joke on marriage invitation. You will read in this message that aman send a stupid invitation to chaman on his marriage but chaman not come so let’s see what would aman say to chaman after this. It is a very funny sms share this message with your friend on orkut and on facebook. Check out this funny message…

 

Aman : Maine tujhe khat likha
that fir bhi tu nhi aaya?
Chaman : Mujhe toh khat mila hi nhi,
Aman : To sale maine to likha tha ki khat
mile na mile aana zarur. Rly…

 

Jokes On Vegetables

Hi Guys ! we have a very funny joke on vegetables in this message you will read that onion and cabbage get married and they will explain their first night. You can share this sms with your friend on facebook and on orkut. So check out this joke on vegetables….

 

A onion get married to cabbage
d nxt morning a friend asked
onion “How did u spend your first
night?”,
Onion said arre ek dusre ko
kholte-kholte hi subah ho gayi….

Message For MBA Student : Funny SMS

We have nice funny sms for MBA student. In this funny joke you will find a student who became mad after doing MBA and he think that he is the brance manager of a company. Send this funny joke to your friends and relative to share this funny sms. Let’s check out this funny sms…

 

Ek aadmi roz subah ped ki
dal pe chadh ke baith jata tha.

pucho kyun ?

?

?

?

MBA karke pagla gaya tha.

Apne aap ko Branch Manager samjhta tha.

Funny Joke On Extra Class : Aman Chaman Joke

If you hate extra class and finding a unique excuse then we a nice funny sms which will help you to escape from extra class. This is a very funny sms in which chaman will suggest aman a decent excuse for escape from extra class. You can also send this sms to all your friends to tell them this interesting excuse. So Check this funny excuse…

 

Aman : Yar chaman, sir ka msg aaya hai
ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karoon ?
Chaman : “Message sending fail” likh ke
bhej de….:-)

Joke On Movie ‘I Hate Love Story’ : Funny SMS

Here is a very funny joke on movie ‘I hate love story’. You will find a cat who hate love story. It is a very funny sms send this to your friend and relative to make them laugh by this funny sms. So check out this funny love story of cat…

 

Chuhe ko billi lagi gori
dono milne lage chori chori
chuha bola o gori aa khele
aankh micholi
Billi chuhe ko mar ke khayi aur boli
‘ I HATE LOVE STORY!’….

Khofnak Mother : Funny Joke On Wild Mother

We present a khofnak Mother in front of you. You will read in this funny sms a very wild mom who beat her child crudely and the child complain to his father and ask him to where he found this wild mother. It is a very funny joke on wild mother send it to your friends on orkut and on facebook by our mail feature. So let’s check out this wild mother…..

 

Ek baccha mummy se pitne ke baad apne papa se :
Papa kabhi aap Africa gaye ho ?
.

.

.
Papa: nhi beta ..
.

.

.
Baccha: fir itni khofnak item kahan se le aaye….

Girl’s seven Lie : Funny Message On Girls

This message is describe the seven lie which girls often used in front of guys. It is a very funny sms on girls. You can forward it to all boys to tell them girls top seven lie. So check out these seven lie of girls..

 

Ladkiyon Ke saat jhuth :

1. I love you

2. Mein Solah saal ki hoon.

3. You are my first love.

4. No lip kiss.

5. Mujhe sharm aati hai.

6.Dheere-dheere pyar karo.

7. Hey ram mein lut gayi. !


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