Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Looking for some funny sms then read this sms in which you will find out a big tragedy with a husband who want to know about his pregnant wife condition. It’s a very funny sms share it with your friend and relatives to make them laugh. So, checkout this funny sms.

Husband wanted to call
the hospital to ask about
his pregnant wife but
accidentally called the
cricket stadium. He
asks, ” How’s the situation ?
He was shocked & nearly died
on hearing the reply. They
said, Its finy. 3 are
out, hope 7 out by
lunch, last one was a duck !

Read this funny joke on aman and on his wife. Aman is too much frustrated from the joke which made on him so he said to his wife to tell something in which he is not involve. So, let see what his wife answered to him. Share this beautiful joke with your friend and with your family member to make them laugh by this funny sms. So, checkout the words of aman’s wife..

Santa was very
frustrated with jokes
made on him

Wife :
“I AM PREGNANT”

Read this funny sms in which you will see the words of different peoples when we pass a exam but words of friend are different from everyone. Share this funny sms with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout the funny words of friends.

If U pass in exams:

Dhokebaaz, kaminey,
oye ! kab pada be tune
itna ?

Here we are presenting a funny insult message which you can sens to your lazy friends who doesn’t message you. This is a nice message to tell friends that they are lazy. Share this message with your friends or send it to insult your friends on orkut and on facebook. So, checkout this funny insult message.

Sometimes i forgot to
ask, are you ok ?
Sometimes i even miss
to say hi…!
But it doesn’t mean that
i forget you. It only means
that i am just as
lazy as you..

Here we are presenting a insult message. In this message you will read a nice message but strictly for cute & charming people. Share this amazing insult message with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this insult message..

This message is strictly for
CUTE & CHARMING People Only,
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.
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Since YOU Accidentally Receive It ,
We Deeply Apologize For
Disturbance Due To The Technical Error

Read this funny joke in which you will find a funny suggestion by a smart student. This is a very funny sms share it with your friend on orkut and on facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. I am sure your friend will like this funny suggestion. So, checkout this funny sms …

Teacher: Behind every successful

find that WOMAN

Here we are presenting a funny sms in which you will find aman want to die but without infection. This is a very funny sms share this joke with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny sms on aman chaman stupidity..

Santa: Why are you heating the knife.

Banta: To prevent infection.

Read this funny joke in which you will find a husband and wife who fighting with each other. In this message the wife said to her husband that he don’t love her at all then read ahead what the husband answer his wife. This is a very funny sms share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook. So, checkout this funny sms…

Wife to Husband :-

Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google?

Here we are presenting a funny sms on economy. In this message you will read about true love, flirt and crush as like economy. This is a very funny sms share it witl all your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this economy message..

Why many crushes n flirtings are
better than one true love??
Bcozz….
‘Monopoly is always damaging
and
Competition improves efficieny!’
Pure economics theory!!!

Read this funny joke in which you will find a sardar and a interviewer. The interviewer said to the Sarder to just say opposite of what I say to you. Then just read the message ahead and see how the interviewer get frustrated from the sardar. This is a very funny joke share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So,checkout this funny joke.

Interviewer : Tell me the
opposite of
Good..?
sardar : Bad
Intrv : come
sardr : Go
Intrv : UGLY
sardr : Picchli
Intrv : UGLY??
sardr : Picchli
Intrv : U r wrng
Sardr : I am rite
Intrv : Shut up
sardr : Keep tlkng
Intrv : Get out
sardr : Come in
Intrv : on my God
sardr : on my devil!!
Intrv : U r rejected
Sardr : I am selected ..!