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Punjabi Most Beautiful Sms Shayari

We are presenting below to you a new sms beautiful shayari based on punjabi fun, fathers and dougters, Read the sms and send to your friends and relatives, you can also share a sms on twitter and on facebook, So read the beautiful sms and share your friends..!

 

 

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Short Joke Collection : Funny

We present here a very funny short joke collection just for you. I hope you will like our effort. In this collection you will different kind of jokes on different subject. You can also share these joke with your friends on orkut and on facebook. So, let’s move on to the joke collection.

 

 


Read this joke in which it is describe that how relation convert after marriage. It’s a very funny joke share it with your friend to make them laugh on facebook.

 

 » SHAADI SE PEHLE
ladki ladke se - chand kaha hai ?
ladka-chand 2 hai darling ek tum aur ek wo upar
SHAADI KE BAAD
ladki- chand kaha hai ?
ladka- wo upar kya tere baap ne bulb jala rakha hai …..:P

 

 


Another funny sms in which you will find that what happen when a boys used to close his eyes. Read below full sms and share it with your friend to make them laugh.

 


 » It is said that if a girl closes her eyes,
she sees the person she loves the most..
and when boys do that..
..
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SLIDE-SHOW Begins

 

 


Read a here a very funny answer of a question related to facebook. Share this joke with your all facebook friend. I am sure they will like this sms.

 

 » What are the 3 words that can make
your heart skip a beat ??
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. . . Facebook Login Error….:D:D……………..ss

 

 


Another funny joke about a rat and a monkey. You will find a very smart rat in this joke. Share it with your all friend on facebook and orkut to make them laugh.

 

 » Chuhiya ped (tree) pe chadi to

Bandar ne pucha- upar kyon aayi?

Chuhiya - Apple khaane

Bandar - ye to aam ka ped hai………..
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Chuhiya - Tu zyada chaudhary mat ban,
Apple saath me laayi hu……..!!!!!!!!

 

 


Read this funny sms in which you will find a cute warning from a child to a thief. I am sure you will like this sms. Share it with your friend.

 

 » Most innocent dhamki
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….
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A thief was leaving the house after robbery,
suddently the kid wokeup and said -
Mera school bag bhi le ja kaminey
warna mummy papa ko utha dunga…! :D :D

Funnt Sms Joke Collection

Here we present a very funny joke collection which you share with your friend. I am sure your friend will like this joke collection. You can also share these joke with your friend on facebook and on orkut to make them laugh. So, let’s checkout this joke collection.

 

 


Read this joke on the stupidity of Aman. Aman and went to a museum and broke a very ancient piece now see what he saying to the incharge on museum.

 

 » Museum administrator: That’s a 500
year old statue you’ve broken.
Aman: Thank God! I thought
it was a new one!

 

 


Another joke on the stupidity of Aman who saying that 35 child are more then enough. Read this funny joke and share it with your friend to make them laugh.

 

 »  Should Women Have Children
After 35? Banta Replied: No, 35
Children Are More Than Enough!

 

 


Here is another joke on a student according to him people of germany should called germs. Share this funny joke with your friend.

 

 »  Teacher: What r the
people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks.
Now What r the people of
Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

 

 


Read this sms I am sure you will love this joke. If you want to make fun of someone then just send him this sms.

 

 »  This dog, is dog, a dog,
good dog, way dog, to dog,
keep dog, an dog, idiot dog,
busy dog, for dog, 20 dog,
seconds dog! … Now read
without the word dog.

How a Haryanvi Girls reacts on your gift: Funny

Looking for a funny joke on girls then we have something for you. We present here a funny joke in which you will find that what will be the comments of Indian girls after receiving a teddy as a gift. Share this funny joke with your friends on facebook on orkut to make your friend laugh. So, checkout this funny joke on girls

 

 


Teddy gift karne par
modern girl- oh wow so
cute !

Muslin- Allah ! kitna khubsoorat
hai.

Sikh girl- Kinna sona hai.

Haryanvi chori-be susre
yo k liyaaya bhallu sa.

Beautiful Funny Sms collection : Jokes

We present here some funny jokes on different subject which I am sure you can’t stop your laugh. In this collection you will read some very funny jokes which makes you too much laugh. So, choose best joke for yourself and share it with your friend to make them laugh with these funny jokes. So, let’s take a look at this funny sms collection

 

 

Read this funny joke which show you that what often happens in Exam hall. It’s a very funny joke and you can also share it with your to make them laugh

 

 » What Happens In An “EXAM”
Tik Tok ,
Mind Block ,
Pen Stop ,
Eye Pop ,
…Full Shock , Jaw Drop ,
Time Up ,
No Luck … :P

 

 


Another funny joke in which you will read about a boy who is in a great problem because of a girl. It’s a very funny joke which I think you have ever read. So, checkout this funny joke

 

 » Boy- yar,mujhe us ladki se bachao?
Dost- q? …Boy- jab se maine
keh dia hai dil chir k dekh tera hi
nam hoga?
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. Saali chaku leke piche pad gayi hai… :P

 

 


One more funny joke in which you will read a flirt joke. Share this amazing funny sms with your friend to make them laugh

 

 » At a dance party,
Boy: will u dance with me?

Girl: main bache k saath nahi nachti.
Boy: so sorry! Mujhe pata nahi tha
k aap pregnant hain :D :D :D

 

 


Read this funny school joke in which a student is looking so happy that he called his principal’s wife to listen his favourite word. Share this school joke with your friend to make them laugh by this school joke.

 

 » An student called up his principal, but got
principal’s wife on d call.
She said “he died last week…”
next day student called again n asked for principal.
wife answered “I told u he died last week…”
Next day student called again. this time the wife shouted
…“I TOLD U HE DIED LAST WEEK.
Why Do U KEEP CALLING ???”
Student “sunkar acha lagta hai!!!”

Facebook Jokes : Funny Comments

Here we are presenting a very funny and amazing facebook jokes collection in which you will find some amazing sms on just facebook. You can share these jokes with your friend on facebook and on orkut also to make your friends laugh. So, checkout this facebook jokes collection

 

 

 » Dadi mrtay huay boli:
Beta me apna farm, 6 tractor, farmhouse,
50 janwar aur 22,389,630 cash
tmharay nam krti hoon!

Nawasi: khushi say……Dadi,
ye sub hay kahan?

Dadi: Facebook Farmville pe beta!!!

 

 

 » Facebook’s founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalised with serious injury..

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Reason??
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Rajnikant poked him on Facebook.. :D :D

 

 

 » If One Stone is Enough to Break a Glass, If 1 Sentence is Enough to Break the Heart, If 1 Second is Enough to Fall in Love then,
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Why the F@#K
!!
…1 Lesson is Not Enough to Pass the Exam :( :P

Funny Facebook Sms : Hindi Joke

As you can see that there are lot’s of craze for facebook these days so, here we present you a very funny sms on facebook. In this sms you will read about two people golu and molu. It’s a very funny sms share it with your friend on facebook and paste it on your status to show this funny facebook sms. So, checkout this funny facebook sms.

 

 


Golu ki wife margayi
molu usko chup karane
k Bad-tujhe kuch chahiye

Golu- Jaldi se Laptop
le aa

Molu- Q ?

Golu - facebook pe status
change karna hai……

Poem of next generation ‘KG’ : Funny Sms

Here we are presenting a next generation poem of ‘KG’. In this sms you will read the poem of next generation child on Drinking. So share this funny poem with your friend on orkut and facebook by by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny poem.

 

 

THE NEXT GENERATION
‘KG’ POEM.

DRINKING DRINKING
LITTLE BEER. HOW !
WONDER WHICH BAR
IS NEAR. QUARTER
RATES R UP SO HIGH.
DRINK A PEG WITH
CHICKEN FRY.
Cheers …

Funny Sms on Economy

Here we are presenting a funny sms on economy. In this message you will read about true love, flirt and crush as like economy. This is a very funny sms share it witl all your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this economy message..

 

Why many crushes n flirtings are
better than one true love??
Bcozz….
‘Monopoly is always damaging
and
Competition improves efficieny!’
Pure economics theory!!!

An Impossible Work For God : Funny Sms

Read this funny message in which you will know that what is the impossible work which not even God can do. This is a very funny message share it with all your friend to make them laugh on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny sms…

 

Girl Make road from
India to USA.
God it’s very tough, ask
Something else.
Girl- Make boys love only
1 gal sincerly.

God- U want single or
double road 2 USA.

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