Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Here we are presenting a very funny joke in which you will read about the stupidity of Aman who failed to understand the meaning of part of Punjab. It’s a very funny joke share it with your friend to make them laugh. You can also share this message on facebook and on orkut. So, checkout this funny stupidity of Aman.

Teacher : where were u born ?
Aman : Punjab…
Teacher : which part in
Punjab ?
Aman : ki which part ?
paagal di bachchi ! puri
body born in Punjab …:D

You often read about aman chaman stupidity but in this message aman cross the border of stupidity and failed to save his wife from a african lion. It’s a very funny joke about aman stupidity share it with your friend to make them laugh. So, let’s see what aman done this time..

In an African Safari, a LION
suddenly bounced on Banta’s wife.
Wife- Shoot him! Shoot him!
Banta- Yes yes wait… I’m
changing d battery of
my camera..

Read this interesting joke in which you will get know that how to make a policeman fool. In this joke you will read about a crazy family who attending all crime but still trying to escape from police. You must share this joke with your friend to make them laugh. So, read this joke I am sure you will like it.

Police wale ne car
wale ko roka- yeh suraksha
week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye
aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya
karoge ?
car driver- mein iss inaam
se apna driving license
banwaunga.
pichli seat par baithi uski maa
boli-iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai.
uske papa bole-muje pata tha ki
chori ki car me hm zyada dur
nhi ja payenge.
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-bhai
hmne border par kar lia kya ?

Read this funny sms in which you will find a very protected email id which nobody can hack made by a sardar ji. It’s a very funny sms share it with all your facebook or orkut friend to make them laugh. I am sure they will love this message. So, let’s checkout the funny email id which a sardar ji made for himself.

Sardar ji creats
new email id :
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gmail@sardarji.com

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hacker dies.
virus cries.
google shockz.
computer blocks.
sardar rocks.

Teacher: “I Killed A Person”
Convert This Sentence Into Future Tense.
Aman: The Future Tense Is “U Will Go To Jail”…

Q: Why Aman Is Standing Below The Tube Light With An Open Mouth.
A: Because Doctor Has Advised Him: ‘Aaj Light Khana Hai!!!’

While Walking In The Highlands Chaman Fell Down A Deep Hole.
Aman: R U Ok?
Chaman: Yeah!
Aman: Did U Break Anything?
Chaman: No, There’s Nothing Down Here…

Aman Suffering From Cold Was Shivering,
His Son Called Doc,
Doc: What Happened?
Son: Bimari Ka To Pata Nahi Par Baapu Subah Se Vibration Mode Pe Lage Hue Hai..

Boy:”Oh,Look At The Dead Bird!”
Aman Looked At The Sky And Said “Where, Where?”

Teacher: What Happend In 1869?
Santa: Don’t Know.
Teacher: Stupid,Gandhiji Was Born!!
Now Tell Me What Happend In 1873..?
Santa: Gandhi Ji Was Four Years Old..

Looking for some funny sms then read this sms in which you will find out a big tragedy with a husband who want to know about his pregnant wife condition. It’s a very funny sms share it with your friend and relatives to make them laugh. So, checkout this funny sms.

Husband wanted to call
the hospital to ask about
his pregnant wife but
accidentally called the
cricket stadium. He
asks, ” How’s the situation ?
He was shocked & nearly died
on hearing the reply. They
said, Its finy. 3 are
out, hope 7 out by
lunch, last one was a duck !

Read this funny joke on aman and on his wife. Aman is too much frustrated from the joke which made on him so he said to his wife to tell something in which he is not involve. So, let see what his wife answered to him. Share this beautiful joke with your friend and with your family member to make them laugh by this funny sms. So, checkout the words of aman’s wife..

Santa was very
frustrated with jokes
made on him

Wife :
“I AM PREGNANT”

Here we are presenting a funny sms in which you will find aman want to die but without infection. This is a very funny sms share this joke with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny sms on aman chaman stupidity..

Santa: Why are you heating the knife.

Banta: To prevent infection.

Read this funny joke in which you will find a sardar and a interviewer. The interviewer said to the Sarder to just say opposite of what I say to you. Then just read the message ahead and see how the interviewer get frustrated from the sardar. This is a very funny joke share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So,checkout this funny joke.

Interviewer : Tell me the
opposite of
Good..?
sardar : Bad
Intrv : come
sardr : Go
Intrv : UGLY
sardr : Picchli
Intrv : UGLY??
sardr : Picchli
Intrv : U r wrng
Sardr : I am rite
Intrv : Shut up
sardr : Keep tlkng
Intrv : Get out
sardr : Come in
Intrv : on my God
sardr : on my devil!!
Intrv : U r rejected
Sardr : I am selected ..!

Here we are presenting a funny sms in which you will find that what is the difference between the people who pray in temple and the student who pray in exam hall. Share this funny student joke with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny sms on student.

what’s d difference
between people who
pray in temples and people who
pray in exam centres ?
Those r damn
serious..