Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Below we are shaing some nice Messages talking about funny moments at examination hall.

Pathan exam me ek larki se naQal kr rha tha!

jawab ka baQia hissa shabana k paper me he..!!

2 studnt cheating krne hi wale the k Teachr agya or pucha:

Geo CheaterZ..!!

Height Of Nalaiq Pun…

Son: Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!

BAAP:

Read here a very funny joke on pappu. In this joke you will read about pappu who cheating in class from guide. You can share this joke with best friends to make them laugh. You can also share this joke on facebook or on orkut. So, let’s catch out that how pappu cheating in class.

1 baar exam mein qstn aya hips
par essay likho, toh pappu
apni pant kholkar hips dekh raha
tha , tabhi 1 baccha bola..
“MAM PAPPU NE GUIDE KHOL
RAKHI HAI”…..

Have you ever listen about job for ukg child- “no” then read this funny joke in which a child who don’t want to go school get a job for himself. It’s a very funny Sms share it with your friend on facebook to make them laugh by this cute funny sms. So, let’s find out that what job our ukg child got..

Bacha- School Nhi
jaunga ??
Mom- Kyo ?
Bacha- Job kar lunga..
Mom- Nalayak
besharm…….. UKG padh ke
kya job karega ??
Bacha- LKG ki ladhkiyon
ko tution……
padhaunga

Have you ever try to understand the reason behind the saying that college and schools are heavens. ‘No’ ?, then read this funny sms in which you will find the reason behind this sentence. Share this amazing funny sms with your school and college friend to make them laugh on this true saying. So, let’s read this funny sms.

College and School are said
to be the nicknames of heavens…
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Hmmm..
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That’s why it is said
that,
Couples are made
in heaven…..

An Hindi joke where teacher is asking about love and the interesting answer from student!

teacher: i love ka janm kaha hua?

student: kyoki iski na koi waranty he aur na koi garanty! chale to chand tak ! nahi to bus shaam tak !

If you are a student then you often feel like books are calling you and may it can also sing a song for you. Here we are presenting a funny sms in which you will see that books can sing and call you for study. It’s a very funny joke share it with your friend to make them laugh by this funny sms on study. So, checkout this funny sms on books.

I was shockd yestrday
in my room all my books
were singing a song.

Guess
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O zara zara touch me
touch me
Touch me !!.

Read this funny sms in which you will see the words of different peoples when we pass a exam but words of friend are different from everyone. Share this funny sms with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout the funny words of friends.

If U pass in exams:

Dhokebaaz, kaminey,
oye ! kab pada be tune
itna ?

Read this funny joke in which you will find a funny suggestion by a smart student. This is a very funny sms share it with your friend on orkut and on facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. I am sure your friend will like this funny suggestion. So, checkout this funny sms …

Teacher: Behind every successful

find that WOMAN

Here we are presenting a true funny message in this message you will read about a meeting in which all aspectz of world will be discussed. Share this message with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this true funny message.

Funny but true:)

Xcpt studies..

Read this funny sms in which you will read that why we sometime write etc. at the end of the examz. This is a very funny sms on exam hall so share this funny sms with your friend on orkut and on facebook. So, checkout this funny sms on exam hall.

Why we
sometimes write “etc”, at
d the end in examz
Bcoz it means

c- Capacity,