Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Here we present a nice sms in which you will find three words which can change your mood. If you want to tease your friends then send this sms to them I am sure it will definitely change their mood. You can share this sms with your facebook friends by sharing with them. So let’s take a look at this nice sms.

3 wrds dat can totally
change ur mood ‘..
“I LOVE YOU”
“I HATE YOU”
and
the bst 1..

“FACEBOOK LOGIN
ERROR”

Read this funny joke about a boyfriend’s bad luck. In this message you will read that a boy love his girlfriend too much that he even kissed the stamp of a letter pasted by his girlfriend but let see what tragedy happen with him. It’s a very funnys message share it with your friend and girlfriend to make them laugh. Now, let’s read ahead to see the tragedy with the boyfriend…

Boyfriend: I kiss stamp
tickets of ur letter,
bcoz you touched
it with your lips.
Girlfriend: But I used my
doggy nose to paste
that ticket stamp..:)

A nice joke in Hindi as well in English version for you!

“Aaj ki Khaas baat”

Chalta Phirta
CNG STATION BAN JAYE’N

Now those who don’t know, we have its english version but before that you should know that Paratha is a very famous form of kind of bread in India which is very heavy to digest, so here it goes..

Tip of the Day:

become a mobile CNG station

we are presenting a very funny joke for youngster and on youngster. In this message you will read that a boy want a bike from his dad but dad said no to him, then let’s read what the youngster boy said in reply from his dad. It is a very funny joke for youngster share this joke on orkut and on facebook with your friend. So check out this funny sms about youngster…

Boy asked his dad 4 a bike.

Youngster rock.
Parents shock……

If you are looking for a funny joke about father and son then we have a nice result for you. In this joke you will read about a father who warn his son. This is a very funny joke send it to your friends and realtive. So check out this funny joke on father son…

Father- agar tum fail hue to
mujhe daddy mat kehna… result
aane par..
Father- Kya hua result ka ?
Son- Sorry yaar aatma ram tune
baap kehlane ka haq kho diya…

Here we have joke about a old man and girl. Read the Joke and know yourself about wise old man. Hopefully you will laugh and will share this joke with your friends too.

An Old Man with a Beautiful Girl entred a Jewlery shop and chose a Ring worth $20000 for the Girl.
Giving cheq He said he’d collect the Ring on Monday aftr the Cheq is clrd.
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Teacher: Chaman,
If Your Father Earned $100,000
And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother,
What Would She Have?

Chaman: A Heart attac

Meri Tarafse TuMko Ek PAPPI,
TuMhari Saheli Ko Ek PAPPI,
Saheli Ki Saheli Ko Ek PAPPI,
Bataun Kyon?
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An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks “What do they do here?” He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks “What do they do here?”
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1. Favorite vegetable
* Mu Lee

2. Favourite Lunch
* Tha Lee

3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
* Kha Lee

4. Bruce Lee“s sister-in-law“s name?
* Saa Lee

5. Favorite Breakfast
* Id Lee

6. Favourite festival
* Diwa Lee
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