Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

An Hindi / Urdu joke for you. Its little mind exercising joke and you will love it. Enjoy this Joke and share it with your friends through sms or through orkut scrap. You may also use it on facebook wall and other social networking sites.

Koi Aisi Jagah Batao Jahan Amir Insaan Bhi Katori Lekar Khada Rehta Hai.?
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There Was A Pond In It There Were 20 Fishes.
One Of TheM Died, Suddenly Water Increased 1 Litre Guess How…
Leh, all other fishes started crying …

HuM HuM Nahi,

To Aakhir HuM Teen Hai Kaun???

A Man Asks Santa: Akal Badi Ya Bhans.
Santa Thought!
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And Then Reply Oye Khote Pehle DATE OF BIRTH To Bata.

Aman sote waqt.
Do glass Rakhte hai,
Ek Mein paani Sur ek
Khaali why?
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Socho?
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Kyunki Pyas Lag Bhi Sakti
Hai Aur Nahi Bhi

There was a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel,
who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the
tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . … Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

If your answer is:
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