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A very nice Hindi joke for you!

एक चोर चोरी करने के इरादे से एक घर में घुसा, तिजोरी तोड़ने से पहले उसने देखा की उस पर कुछ लिखा हुआ था

: ‘सूचना :
तिजोरी तोड़ने की कोई ज़रूरत नहीं हे, इस खोलने के लिए ४२५ नंबर दबाएँ और सामने लगा लाल बटन दबा दें। चोर बडा खुश हुआ, उसने वैसा ही किया। इससे तिजोरी तो नहीं खुली उल्टे अलार्म बजने लगा, कुछ देर में पुलिस आ धमकी। जब पुलिस चोर को ले जा रही थी
तो उसने बड़ी हताशा से कहा : आज इंसानियत से मेरा विश्वास उठ गया।

Hope you liked it!

What to describe, here is a Joke about Punjab Police but actually it describes Police of India as whole. Read on this joke submitted by a visitor of SnS . (more…)

A policeman was interviewing 3 person who were getting trained to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first person a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”

The first person answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye”

The policeman says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture I showed is his side profile.”

Slightly frustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second person and asks him, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
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