Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Read this amazing funny joke in which you will read a paryer of a cute child who praying from God and say to no more world war. Share this amazing funny joke with your friend on orkut and facebook to make your all friend laugh by this cute child pray. So, checkout this funny pray of child…

Cute Prayer
Child: God, Plz i don’t want 3rd world war.

Child: No God, I am weak in history I can’t study another war -)

What is the most confusing day of USA ? Don’t know, then read this funny message it will describe you the most confusing day of USA. This is a very funny joke share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste it in message box. I am sure by this funny joke you can make your friend laugh.

which day is the
most confusng day in
the USA ?
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FATHER’S day !!!

Read this funny joke in which you will know about what will be the business of celebrities of Bollywood. In this joke you will know that which business suit on the celebrities. Share this funny joke with all you friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny joke.

Top 5 funny shops :-

1. Mallika Textiles,
2. Salman Marriage Beureau.
3. Dolly Bindra Fitness center.
4. Dharmendra Dance
School.
5. Rakhi Sawant Satsang
Kendra.

Here we are presenting a very beautiful message in which you will find that what is the relation between books & student. This is a beautiful message share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this beautiful message….

The shortest relation
in life is between
Student & Books.

They get commited couple
of Days before exam.
&
After exam..
Break Up…..

Here we are presenting a sms in which you will get to know that what will the valentine gift for your girlfriend or boyfriend. In this message you will find a suggestion for your valentine gift. So, checkout this message and find gift for your valentine this year. You can also share this message with your friend on orkut and on facebook…

The best Valentine gift
this year is to gift ONIONS,
b’coz…
1. Got colour of love (Pink)
2. High Market value.
3. U can see tears of happiness.,..

Here we are presenting a funny news about Salman Khan. We heard that Salman Khan is too much disturbed these days why ? then read this sms. In this message you will get your answer that why is Salman Khan is disturbed these days. Share this funny sms with all your friend on orkut and on facebook to make your friends laugh. So, checkout this funny sms..

Why is Salman Khan
disturbed these days ?

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coz
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Uski girlfriend ho gayi
hai aur bhabi Badnaam !!

Here we are presenting a funny sms in which you will read a funny suggestion that how to kill a girl without using any hard weapons. So, share this amazing funny sms with all guys on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny sms..

How to kill a girl ?

Give her 2
Beautiful dresses, nice
jewellery, costly cosmetics. then
lock her in a room without a mirror
tadap tadap kar mar jayegi..

Here we are presenting a funny sms in which you will read about the tragedies with girl in finding nice guys. This is a very funny sms specially for girls share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny sms on girls…

Tragedies in Girls life.
Nice boys are not
sexy,

sexy, nice and single
boys r gay !

Looking for some school time joke then read this funny sms in which you will get to know that what four things boys do in exam hall. Share this amazing funny joke with all your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box..

four things boys do
in exam hall. 1) Counting no of
girls 2)flirting with lady
suprident 3) Reading d brand name of
their pen 4) thinking of study
for atleast next exam…

Here we are presenting a funny truth for just for you. In this message you will read about how every girl treat her boyfriend in starting and how it change. This is a very funny message share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook. So, checkout this funny truth about every girlfriend..

At the begining of any
relationship …
Every girls treats her boyfriend as
“GOD”.

…Later on
some how the
alphabets get reversed
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