Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Here we are presenting a true funny message in this message you will read about a meeting in which all aspectz of world will be discussed. Share this message with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this true funny message.

Funny but true:)

Xcpt studies..

Read this funny sms in which you will read that why we sometime write etc. at the end of the examz. This is a very funny sms on exam hall so share this funny sms with your friend on orkut and on facebook. So, checkout this funny sms on exam hall.

Why we
sometimes write “etc”, at
d the end in examz
Bcoz it means

c- Capacity,

Here we are presenting a funny sms in which you will find that what is the difference between the people who pray in temple and the student who pray in exam hall. Share this funny student joke with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny sms on student.

what’s d difference
between people who
pray in temples and people who
pray in exam centres ?
Those r damn
serious..

Read this amazing funny sms in which you will find the 21st century girls and their expectation. This is a very funny joke share it with all your friend to make them laugh by this funny joke. So, checkout this amazing funny sms…

Ultimate kalyug:-
1st standard Boy :-
Can I kiss your hand …?

1st std girl :- why, is
anything wrong with my
LIPS..

Here we are presenting a very amazing insulting sms for the millionaire girls who have lots of attitude. In this message you will find a boy who did a very big insult of a millionaire girl. Share this amazing sms with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this amazing insult sms…

Height of Insult-

A boy 2 a rude daughter of a
millionaire-
If i ever wanted to
suicide …all I would do
is dat.. i will jump
from your ego 2 your
IQ. Level..!!

Read this funny message in which you will find some funny line. In this message you will read about aman chaman stupidity. Share this beautiful funny sms with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny message..

Aman :uthja ! uthja!
Bhukanp aa raha hai!
ghar girne wala hai!
Chaman : abey soja ! ghar girega
toh malik ka humein toh
kiraya dena hai!!!!…

Read this sweet sms from which you can realize your true friend and your special one that how much they important in your life and you will always there for them. Share this beautiful message with your dearest friend on orkut and on facebook. So, checkout this sweet sms for friend..

I’ll lend you my shoulder
for you to cry on, my ears to listen to,
my hand for you to hold,
my feet to walk with you,
but I can’t lend you
my heart coz it already
belongs to you.

Read this amazing ABCD joke in which you will find insulting comment by using ABCD. This is a very funny insult joke you can share it or send it to your friends by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny ABCD joke..

You are ABCD
Attractive beautiful cute dear
EFG
Excellent funny gorgeous
HIJ
Hello I am joking

Read this funny joke in which you will find a sardar who send some amazing thing from foreign by a special courier service. This is a very funny joke sms I am sure you loved this sms and can’t stop your laugh by reading this funny sms. Share it with all your friend to make them laugh by this funny joke on orkut and on facebook. So, checkout this funny joke..

America se aik sardar ne
apni maan ki dead body India
bheji, jis ke sath aik letter tha k amma ki
dead body ap ko mil gai hogi. Amma ne
kapron k neeche jo shirts pehn rkhi hein
wo bhaiyon k liy, jo 5 socks k jode pehn
rkhe hein wo sab k liy, amma k sarhane k
neeche chocolates chote k liy, amma k
balon mein poniyan chotii k liy, …
aur agar kisi aur cheez ki zarurt ho
to jaldi bata dena kion ke
abba ki bhi halat khrab hai.

Read this funny message in which you will know that what is the impossible work which not even God can do. This is a very funny message share it with all your friend to make them laugh on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny sms…

Girl Make road from
India to USA.
God it’s very tough, ask
Something else.
Girl- Make boys love only
1 gal sincerly.

God- U want single or
double road 2 USA.