Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Who’s Hot?
Its You.
Who’s Charming?
Its You.
Who’s Sweets?
Its You.
Who’s Sexy?
Its You.
Who’s Darling Of Millions?
You
And Who’s Lier?
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Ek baar fir sae all time famous pyar joke haazir hai!

Unki Gali Ke Chakkar Katte Katte
Kutte Hamare Yaar Ho Gaye,
Wo To Hamare Na Ho Sake,
Hum Kutto Ke Sardar Ho Gaye…

Once three cheethis were sitting.
Just then a haathi passed by.
‘Oye haathi’, said a cheethi ‘Mujhse kushti ladega’
Other cheethis said’Chod yaar bechara akela hai!’

Another Haathi cheenti Joke from smsnshayari.com

Once Haathi and Cheenti were riding on their motor bikes, they were driving normally, following traffic rules, had their helmet and also all other things regarding traffic rules in place. There was Police Checkpost in the way..
The cop stopped both, inspected papers, license etc of cheenti (the Ant) and let her go then the COP took the license of Haathi(the elephant) he examined his license and then him, then again his license and then him. Though his license was authentic, still COP asked him to stay ..

Do you know why ???
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aajkal maanav bahut vikas kar raha hai,
baap gabbar ka to
beta dharmendra k role ka abhyas kar raha hai.

1 din hamare padosi film dekhne gaye sholey,ghar aake apni biwi se bole,basanti jara 1 2 thumke hame b dikha de,unka beta b film dekh k aaya tha,usne dharmendra ka role nibhaya aur apni ma ki taraf ungli kar bola,basanti mat nachna is kutte k aange

Submitted by Dilparag

Once Haathi and Cheeti went for swimming but they were doing it only one by one..
you know the reason .. Why ?
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Khuda Kare Tera Mobile Kho Jaye,
Mile Mujhe Aur Mera Ho Jaye,
Sms Karun Ladkiyonko, Naam Tera Aaye,
Maar Tujhe Pade Aur Kaleja Mera Thanda Ho Jaye…

Ek baar cheenti ko dekhne haathi k ghar wale aaye,
Haathi ne cheenti ko pasand kar liya par cheenti ne haathi se shadi karne ko mana kar diya…
Batao kyun?
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Feeling Bored?
Think Of Me.
Feeling Sad?
Call Me.
Feeling Lonely?
See Me.
Feeling Sleepy?
Dream Of Me.
Feeling Hungry?
Call Me First,
Don’t Go Alone…

From Monday To Sunday
January To December,
Birth To Death,
My Feelings About You Will Never Change,
To Me You Were,
You Are
And You Always Be A
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