Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Here we are presenting a very funny surprise sms. In this sms you will find some funny surprising line’s. You can share this funny sms with your friend on orkut and facebook to make fun of your friends. So, just checkout this funny sms.

Best Sms of 1946
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Bus Paglaa jate ho
Mera sms padhne k liye !

Have you ever try to understand the reason behind the saying that college and schools are heavens. ‘No’ ?, then read this funny sms in which you will find the reason behind this sentence. Share this amazing funny sms with your school and college friend to make them laugh on this true saying. So, let’s read this funny sms.

College and School are said
to be the nicknames of heavens…
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Hmmm..
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That’s why it is said
that,
Couples are made
in heaven…..

Here we present a nice funny friendly sms which you can share with your friend to make them smile. In this sms friendship is compare to an aquarium and friends to fish. So, share this beautiful sms with your friend on orkut and facebook. Now let’s checkout this friendly sms.

Frndshp is lyk an aqurium,
n frnds r lyk fish, U r my
goldfish. If u evr try
to break our frndshp
By god! pani se nikal
kar billi ko khila dungi…;

Here we present a very funny joke collection which you share with your friend. I am sure your friend will like this joke collection. You can also share these joke with your friend on facebook and on orkut to make them laugh. So, let’s checkout this joke collection.

Read this joke on the stupidity of Aman. Aman and went to a museum and broke a very ancient piece now see what he saying to the incharge on museum.

 » Museum administrator: That’s a 500
year old statue you’ve broken.
Aman: Thank God! I thought
it was a new one!

Another joke on the stupidity of Aman who saying that 35 child are more then enough. Read this funny joke and share it with your friend to make them laugh.

 »  Should Women Have Children
After 35? Banta Replied: No, 35
Children Are More Than Enough!

Here is another joke on a student according to him people of germany should called germs. Share this funny joke with your friend.

 »  Teacher: What r the
people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks.
Now What r the people of
Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

Read this sms I am sure you will love this joke. If you want to make fun of someone then just send him this sms.

 »  This dog, is dog, a dog,
good dog, way dog, to dog,
keep dog, an dog, idiot dog,
busy dog, for dog, 20 dog,
seconds dog! … Now read
without the word dog.

If you are looking for funny insult joke then we have a nice sms for you which I think you should send to your those friends whose you want to make fun. So, share this message on facebook with your friend to make fun of them. Let’s checkout this insult sms.

I Like U,
I Reallyl Like U,
I Like U Very Much,
Believe Me
I Like U,
qki Geeta me
Likha H
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Paap se nafrat karo
Pappiyon se nhi…

You often read about aman chaman stupidity but in this message aman cross the border of stupidity and failed to save his wife from a african lion. It’s a very funny joke about aman stupidity share it with your friend to make them laugh. So, let’s see what aman done this time..

In an African Safari, a LION
suddenly bounced on Banta’s wife.
Wife- Shoot him! Shoot him!
Banta- Yes yes wait… I’m
changing d battery of
my camera..

Read this funny joke about a boyfriend’s bad luck. In this message you will read that a boy love his girlfriend too much that he even kissed the stamp of a letter pasted by his girlfriend but let see what tragedy happen with him. It’s a very funnys message share it with your friend and girlfriend to make them laugh. Now, let’s read ahead to see the tragedy with the boyfriend…

Boyfriend: I kiss stamp
tickets of ur letter,
bcoz you touched
it with your lips.
Girlfriend: But I used my
doggy nose to paste
that ticket stamp..:)

Looking for a funny joke on girls then we have something for you. We present here a funny joke in which you will find that what will be the comments of Indian girls after receiving a teddy as a gift. Share this funny joke with your friends on facebook on orkut to make your friend laugh. So, checkout this funny joke on girls

Teddy gift karne par
modern girl- oh wow so
cute !

Haryanvi chori-be susre
yo k liyaaya bhallu sa.

Read this interesting joke in which you will get know that how to make a policeman fool. In this joke you will read about a crazy family who attending all crime but still trying to escape from police. You must share this joke with your friend to make them laugh. So, read this joke I am sure you will like it.

Police wale ne car
wale ko roka- yeh suraksha
week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye
aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya
karoge ?
car driver- mein iss inaam
se apna driving license
banwaunga.
pichli seat par baithi uski maa
boli-iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai.
uske papa bole-muje pata tha ki
chori ki car me hm zyada dur
nhi ja payenge.
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-bhai
hmne border par kar lia kya ?

We present here some funny jokes on different subject which I am sure you can’t stop your laugh. In this collection you will read some very funny jokes which makes you too much laugh. So, choose best joke for yourself and share it with your friend to make them laugh with these funny jokes. So, let’s take a look at this funny sms collection

Read this funny joke which show you that what often happens in Exam hall. It’s a very funny joke and you can also share it with your to make them laugh

 » What Happens In An “EXAM”
Tik Tok ,
Mind Block ,
Pen Stop ,
Eye Pop ,
…Full Shock , Jaw Drop ,
Time Up ,
No Luck …

Another funny joke in which you will read about a boy who is in a great problem because of a girl. It’s a very funny joke which I think you have ever read. So, checkout this funny joke

 » Boy- yar,mujhe us ladki se bachao?
Dost- q? …Boy- jab se maine
keh dia hai dil chir k dekh tera hi
nam hoga?
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. Saali chaku leke piche pad gayi hai…

One more funny joke in which you will read a flirt joke. Share this amazing funny sms with your friend to make them laugh

 » At a dance party,
Boy: will u dance with me?

Girl: main bache k saath nahi nachti.
Boy: so sorry! Mujhe pata nahi tha
k aap pregnant hain :D

Read this funny school joke in which a student is looking so happy that he called his principal’s wife to listen his favourite word. Share this school joke with your friend to make them laugh by this school joke.

 » An student called up his principal, but got
principal’s wife on d call.
She said “he died last week…”
next day student called again n asked for principal.
wife answered “I told u he died last week…”
Next day student called again. this time the wife shouted
…“I TOLD U HE DIED LAST WEEK.
Why Do U KEEP CALLING ???”
Student “sunkar acha lagta hai!!!”