Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Another Haathi cheenti Joke from smsnshayari.com

Once Haathi and Cheenti were riding on their motor bikes, they were driving normally, following traffic rules, had their helmet and also all other things regarding traffic rules in place. There was Police Checkpost in the way..
The cop stopped both, inspected papers, license etc of cheenti (the Ant) and let her go then the COP took the license of Haathi(the elephant) he examined his license and then him, then again his license and then him. Though his license was authentic, still COP asked him to stay ..

Do you know why ???
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aajkal maanav bahut vikas kar raha hai,
baap gabbar ka to
beta dharmendra k role ka abhyas kar raha hai.

1 din hamare padosi film dekhne gaye sholey,ghar aake apni biwi se bole,basanti jara 1 2 thumke hame b dikha de,unka beta b film dekh k aaya tha,usne dharmendra ka role nibhaya aur apni ma ki taraf ungli kar bola,basanti mat nachna is kutte k aange

Submitted by Dilparag

Once Haathi and Cheeti went for swimming but they were doing it only one by one..
you know the reason .. Why ?
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Khuda Kare Tera Mobile Kho Jaye,
Mile Mujhe Aur Mera Ho Jaye,
Sms Karun Ladkiyonko, Naam Tera Aaye,
Maar Tujhe Pade Aur Kaleja Mera Thanda Ho Jaye…

Ek baar cheenti ko dekhne haathi k ghar wale aaye,
Haathi ne cheenti ko pasand kar liya par cheenti ne haathi se shadi karne ko mana kar diya…
Batao kyun?
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Feeling Bored?
Think Of Me.
Feeling Sad?
Call Me.
Feeling Lonely?
See Me.
Feeling Sleepy?
Dream Of Me.
Feeling Hungry?
Call Me First,
Don’t Go Alone…

From Monday To Sunday
January To December,
Birth To Death,
My Feelings About You Will Never Change,
To Me You Were,
You Are
And You Always Be A
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Shahjahan Ne Tajmahal Ki Har Minaroko Dekha,
Har Khidki Ko Dekha, Har Diwaroko Dekha,
Aur Bola
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sometimes my mind asks….
why?
I MISS YOU
why?
I CARE FOR YOU
why?
I REMEMBER YOU

then… My heart answered….
its simple….
‘BERCAUSE FOOLS NEED MORE CARE…!:)

News:
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3 Chimps escaped from the zoo…
1 was caught watching tv…
another taking bath in swimming pool and
the third one was caught reading this txt message.