Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

We are presenting here a funny fact about education. In this message you will read about the syllabus of education from that lots of student will get frustrated. Share this amazing funny sms with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste it on their message box. So, checkout this funny facy..

FACT ABOUT
EDUCATION:
Ocean level
syllabus
River like
Teaching
Bucket Level we
Study
Mug Level We
Answer.
Marks Comes Drop
By Drop.

Read this funny joke in which you will read that toppers are idiot who lost a great opportunity. This is a very funny joke about toppers share it with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny joke about toppers…

Every students gets Opportunity
to sleep in class hours..
But sum miss those
beautiful moments..

Toppers !

Here we are presenting a funny joke in which a school teacher asked to the student to tell the two kings name who change the humans way of this world. If you want to know that is the answer of student then read this joke ahead. This is a very funny joke share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny joke…

Teacher- Un do
kings ka naam batao
jinhone duniya k logon
ko nayo raah pe chalaya..

2. drin- king…!

Read this beautiful joke in which you will find the definition of boys and girls. This is a very funny joke in this message you will read about boys and girls special quality. So, share this beautiful sms joke with your friend on orkut and facebook. So, checkout this amazing joke.

Who are boys ?
Jo marne ke bad
Nark me bhi Kehte hai
“YAMRAJ KI BETI DEKH
PATAKA HAI YAR”
n
Who r girls ?

who goes to heaven
n says “APSARA KI
NAIL POLISH DEKHI
HW CHEAP..

Read this funny message in which you will find a funny proposal by a boy. In this message a boy propose a girl but the the girl deny him but when the boy ask him for marriage then read ahead what she reply to him. This is very funny sms share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook. So, checkout this funny proposal…

A cute Proposal :-
Boy :- I love you
Girl :- Hatt
Boy :- I’ll die for u
Girl :- Hatt
Boy :- I can’t without u
Girl :- Hatt
Boy :- I’ll marry u
Girl - really !
Boy - hatt

Want to know that how girl react after breakup ? Then read this funny message in this message you will find that how girls react after breakup. This is a very funny message on girls share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny message on girls..

How girls feel
sorry after hurting their
boy frnd..

Bandar kahin ka….

Read this amazing message in which you will read about the quality of vodka and this sms will show you it’s advantages. This is a very funny sms share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this message….

The beauty of vodka
is that it looks like water….
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The beauty of school is that
water bottles are allowed..

Looking for some insulting joke for your friend then read this amazing funny insult sms. In this message you will find that friends are virus and never delete from our memory. This is a very funny insulting message for friends share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook. So, checkout this funny sms…

One day god tested,
He erased all my memory & askd
Do u remember any 1 nw ?
I told your name
God smiled & said :

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“some VIRUSES cannot
be deleted…

Read this funny quote for friend. In this message you will find some funny line for friend. So, share this amazing funny quote with all your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny quote…

Heart Toucng Quote :
If v lose pen then v can
buy new one, but If v
lose pen cap v can’t buy new
one, that’s y i care for u “dhakkan” .

Looking for some funny joke then read this funny joke on a salesman who want to sale a new vacuum cleaner to Aman. In this message a man which have overconfidence want to sale a new vacuum cleaner to aman. But the salesman failed to do so. This is a very funny sms share it with your friend on orkut and facebook to make them by this funny sms. So, checkout this funny sms on salesman…

A new vacuum cleaner salesman
knocked at aman home.

Aman opened it.
Before he spoke,
the salesman rushed into
living room & Emptied
a bag of cow shit on carpet
Salesman - Sir, if i m
unable to clean this up a wid
my new powerful vacuum cleaner
in nxt 10 sec, i’ll eat
all this shit.
Aman smiled nd
said :
Do u need chilli or sauce wid
shit ?
Salesman : y ?
Aman : b’coz there’s no electricity
in d house…
Moral : Never b oversmart & every
aman is not MAD …