Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Quite busy these days to make greetings for you and also good shayari and scraps. No time for jokes and entertainment. However, today I am giving you two jokes, hope you will like it. Also, if you like to see your jokes on SMSnShayari.com , you can submit to us and we will publish them for you and it will reach more than 10000 people instantly.

The Aman English Joke : Aman in Court
Judge:3rd Time You Are
Coming To Court,You
Don’t Have Shame?
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A guy took a part time job as an opinion poll sampler, calling people for their views on various issues. On his very first call, he introduced myself, “Hello, this is a telephone poll.�
A man on the other end replied, “Yeah, and this is a street light!�

What If It Industry Makes FilMs?

“Do Processor Barah TerMinal”

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India..

1. Infosys, Bangalore An employee applied for leave as follows
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,please sanction me one-week leave.

2.This is from Oracle Bangalore >From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son
“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding
“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for >it,please grant me 10 days leave.”
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In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist. Here’s what happened:

Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren’t sure the man was dead, were you?

Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man’s brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it’s possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.

An artist asked the gallery owner if anyone had shown interest in his paintings. “I’ve got good news and bad news,” she said. “The good news is that some guy inquired if it would appreciate in value after you died. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.”

“And the bad news?”

“The guy was your doctor.”

A policeman was interviewing 3 person who were getting trained to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first person a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”

The first person answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye”

The policeman says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture I showed is his side profile.”

Slightly frustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second person and asks him, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
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Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment…

Warm b’coz AC doesn’t work & Motherly because Air hostesses

are above 50

A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

Engineer interview dene gaya BOSS:aap salary kitni chahte he?
ENGR:1 lakh/month
BOSS:hum aapko 5 lakh denge
ENGR:kyu mazak karte he sir

BOSS:SHURUAT KIS NE KI?