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Sharing some nice jokes about facebook

Once a guy updated his status “I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight”

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After sometime

17 mosquitoes liked his status

Now few more humorous Question and Answers for Facebook :

Question: What happened after three Duke football players were kicked off the team for gun possession?
Answer: Gilbert Arenas sent them Facebook friend requests!

Question: Why should you create a Facebook Account with the name “Nobody”?
Answer: Because when somebody posts something stupid you can say “Nobody Likes This!”

Question: What happened when Dick Cheney tried to reach a younger demographic?
Answer: He shot Facebook in the face, while hunting for Twitter. Come to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo Til’ I Google all over your Facebook.

Question: When FaceBook, MySpace and Twitter merge into one super social networking company what will it be called?
Answer: They will call it “My Twit Face.”

Question: How ugly was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend?
Answer: So ugly that Facebook banned her/his profile pic and sent her back to Myspace!

Question: What happened after hackers shut down Twitter for a day?
Answer: Twitterers were relegated to communicating the old fashioned way, through Facebook!

Question: If Facebook is a loft in the city and Twitter is a house in the suburbs, what is Myspace?
Answer: A trailer park!

Question: What did the twitterer say before committing suicide?
Answer: My Facebook can remarry!

Question: Why did Atlanta Falcons lineman Quinn Ojinnaka post bail after getting into an altercation with his wife over facebook activity?
Answer: Because he was afraid of going to jail and really being poked!

Question: Why shouldn’t you pay for a Classmates.com membership?
Answer: Because Myspace and Facebook are free!

Question: How do you know if your Fortune 500 CEO is a pedophile?
Answer: He has a facebook account!

Question: What happened after Miss New Jersey, Amy Polumbo, lost her crown due to racy pics being leaked from her Facebook Account?
Answer: Amy Polumbo received a million friend requests!

Question: How did the gringo get the hispanic day laborer pregnant?
Answer: By sending her a friend request on Facebook!

Question: Why did John Connor lead the resistance against the machines?
Answer: Skynet refused to give John a Facebook friend request!

Question: What happened after the “Spam King” was charged with hacking in 500,000 facebook accounts and sending 27 millon unwanted messages?
Answer: He was convicted and sentenced 4 years of hard labor on Farmville!

Question: Why is Germany threatening Facebook with legal action over its facial recognition software?
Answer: They say it fails to identify which faces are Jewish!

Question: Why is Facebook like Jail?
Answer: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t really know!

Question: Why is Facebook a great site for loners?
Answer: Because it’s the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser!

Question: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator?
Answer: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there’s anything good in it!

Question: Why is a survey, proving Facebook users have lower grades than non-users pointless?
Answer: Because Facebook users tell everyone how stupid they are with their status updates on a daily basis!

Question: In addition to the social networking site Facebook where else can you find Mafia members?
Answer: “Controlling all the trash hauling in Second Life”

Read this funny joke about the summer season. In this message a dead body is too much frustrated from hot. Share this funny message on summer season with your friends to make them laugh with this joke. Let’s checkout this funny joke on summer hot season

Roye wo is kadar

Le TU MARJA PEHLE
Batameez upar hi chadha
ja raha hai itni Garmi mein…

Read this funny message in which you will find a funny proposal by a boy. In this message a boy propose a girl but the the girl deny him but when the boy ask him for marriage then read ahead what she reply to him. This is very funny sms share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook. So, checkout this funny proposal…

A cute Proposal :-
Boy :- I love you
Girl :- Hatt
Boy :- I’ll die for u
Girl :- Hatt
Boy :- I can’t without u
Girl :- Hatt
Boy :- I’ll marry u
Girl - really !
Boy - hatt

Looking for some funny joke then read this funny joke on a salesman who want to sale a new vacuum cleaner to Aman. In this message a man which have overconfidence want to sale a new vacuum cleaner to aman. But the salesman failed to do so. This is a very funny sms share it with your friend on orkut and facebook to make them by this funny sms. So, checkout this funny sms on salesman…

A new vacuum cleaner salesman
knocked at aman home.

Aman opened it.
Before he spoke,
the salesman rushed into
living room & Emptied
a bag of cow shit on carpet
Salesman - Sir, if i m
unable to clean this up a wid
my new powerful vacuum cleaner
in nxt 10 sec, i’ll eat
all this shit.
Aman smiled nd
said :
Do u need chilli or sauce wid
shit ?
Salesman : y ?
Aman : b’coz there’s no electricity
in d house…
Moral : Never b oversmart & every
aman is not MAD …

Looking for some funny joke then read this funny joke in this you will get the answer of a question ask by a dad. This is a very funny joke share it with your friend on orkut and facebook to make them laugh. So, checkout this funny joke …

Dad : Beta jaan kahan se
nikal ti hai ?
Son : Khidki se..
Dad : Woh kaise ?
Son : Kal raat ko didi
keh rhi thi ,

“jaan khidki se
nikal jao ..!!

Read this funny joke in which you will find a boy who teasing a girl in a funny shayari way. In this message you find a boy and a girl the boy tease the girl and the girl reply him in the same way . Share this joke with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this eveteasing message.

Ladki:

bartan saaf karti nazar aayegi..

Looking for some joke on TV reality show then read this beautiful message in which you will find the fear of emotional atyachaar. In this message you will read about a boy who walking on the road and suddenly a girl come and ask for help then let’s read ahead that what the boy reply. This is a very funny joke on reality show share this joke with your friend on orkut and facebook. So, checkout this funny sms..

A boy was walking on

Program ka darr hai..

If you are looking for a funny joke on fake saint then read this sms in which you will find a fake saint who traveling in a train without ticket. This is a very funny joke send this to your friend on orkut and on facebook by just copy paste on their message box. So checkout this joke….

TT : Aap kahan ja
rahe ho ?

TT : jahan krishna ka janam
hua tha…

Need a very funny joke then check this one. In this message a very old lady sing a old song on chaman demand to aman grandmother. This is a very funny joke you can send this to your friend and relative by our mail feature. I am sure this message will laugh all of you so much. So check out this funny joke..

Rooh Kaap gayi jab chaman

darling tere liye……

we are presenting a very funny joke for youngster and on youngster. In this message you will read that a boy want a bike from his dad but dad said no to him, then let’s read what the youngster boy said in reply from his dad. It is a very funny joke for youngster share this joke on orkut and on facebook with your friend. So check out this funny sms about youngster…

Boy asked his dad 4 a bike.

Youngster rock.
Parents shock……