Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Here is read a funny sms shayari, we are presenting a new funny shayari, so you can read a funny shayari and send to your friends and relatives. And you can share a funny sms to your friends and relatives on facebook and on orkut. So read a funny sms and share your friends. Have a nice day.

Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu,

Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu..!!

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,

Par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho..!!

Read here a very funny joke on a guy who is so mad for her girlfriend that he even open a shop in her street. But read ahead the tragedy he has to face there. It’s a very funny joke share it with your friends on facebook and on orkut to make them laugh. So, checkout this funny joke.

Arz he..
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Hasrat-e-deedar
ki khatir uski gali
mein mobile
recharge ki dukan
khol li
aur
yahan to har roz 1
naya shaks uske nmbr
par 100 ka
rchrg karwa jata hai….

Read here a interesting message which show you that crushes are better than affair. It show you some nice line which proved that crushes are better than affair. So, keep having crush. You can also share this nice sms with your friend to make them happy. You can also share it with your facebook and orkut friend.

Crushes are more
beautiful than affairs
because there is
no responsibility, no worry,
no commitment…

Just look at your crush
and smile like an idiot ..

You know the fact about Taj Mahal that it is the symbol of Love but who known more facts about it. Here we present a joke in which you will find some more facts about Taj Mahal. You can share this beautiful joke with your friend on orkut and on facebook. So, checkout this funny fact about Taj Mahal

V know Taj Mahal
as a symbol of love
But the other lesser
known facts
.
1. Mumtaz was shahjahan’s 4th
wife, out of his 7 wives(great)
2. Shah Jahan killled mumtaz’s
husband to marry her (excellant)
3.Mumtaz died in her 14th
delivery(wow)
4. He then married Mumtaz’s
sister(amazing)

Where d hell is
LOVE ?…

Read this amazing funny sms in which you will find the 21st century girls and their expectation. This is a very funny joke share it with all your friend to make them laugh by this funny joke. So, checkout this amazing funny sms…

Ultimate kalyug:-
1st standard Boy :-
Can I kiss your hand …?

1st std girl :- why, is
anything wrong with my
LIPS..

Here we are presenting a sms in which you will get to know that what will the valentine gift for your girlfriend or boyfriend. In this message you will find a suggestion for your valentine gift. So, checkout this message and find gift for your valentine this year. You can also share this message with your friend on orkut and on facebook…

The best Valentine gift
this year is to gift ONIONS,
b’coz…
1. Got colour of love (Pink)
2. High Market value.
3. U can see tears of happiness.,..

Here we are presenting a funny truth for just for you. In this message you will read about how every girl treat her boyfriend in starting and how it change. This is a very funny message share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook. So, checkout this funny truth about every girlfriend..

At the begining of any
relationship …
Every girls treats her boyfriend as
“GOD”.

…Later on
some how the
alphabets get reversed
!!!

Looking for some funny joke then read this funny joke in this you will get the answer of a question ask by a dad. This is a very funny joke share it with your friend on orkut and facebook to make them laugh. So, checkout this funny joke …

Dad : Beta jaan kahan se
nikal ti hai ?
Son : Khidki se..
Dad : Woh kaise ?
Son : Kal raat ko didi
keh rhi thi ,

“jaan khidki se
nikal jao ..!!

Read this funny joke in which you will find a boy who teasing a girl in a funny shayari way. In this message you find a boy and a girl the boy tease the girl and the girl reply him in the same way . Share this joke with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this eveteasing message.

Ladki:

bartan saaf karti nazar aayegi..

Looking for some sms and want to dedicated to your girlfriend from which you are frustrated too much. Send this message to those from which you want to get rid off. This is a very funny sms share it with all your friend on orkut and on facebook. So, checkout this funny gift sms….

Stylish breakup :
Boy bought a gift for his
girlfriend.
G. F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket ??
Boy : you wanted stars naa ?
Now sit on it n
GED LOST ..!