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Indians Have Bomb Defuser : Funny Joke

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Here’s we are presenting a very funny joke around a indian celebrity which we called a bomb defuser. It’s a very funny filmi joke share it with your friends on facebook or forward them. I am sure they will like this joke. So, let’s take a look at this bomb defuser.

American: Hamare paas MADONA,
JULIA,BRITNEY jaise Item
BOMB hai…. tumhare paas
kya hai?
Indian: Hamare paas
IMRAN HASMI jaise
BOMB DEFUSER hai!!!

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Sad Story Of A Dog : Funny Joke

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Read this funny joke about the voice of Himesh Reshammiya which is the singer of bollywood. In this message you will read about the sad story of a dog of himesh. It’s a very funny joke share it with your friend to make them laugh. You can also share this message on facebook and on orkut. So, checkout this funny sms.

Himesh Reshamiya ka kutta ghar
se bhag gaya
dusre kutto ne pucha
tu q bhaga ?
Kuta : sala raat ko gane ki
practice khud krta hai, subha log
mujhe marte the….

Imran Hashni Filmy Joke : Funny Sms

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Read this amazing funny filmy jokes in which you will know how bollywood actors are notorious in public view. This is a very funny filmy joke share it with your all friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this filmy joke..

Beti- Maa gaon mein
bollywood wale ayein hain.

Maa- Andar aaja inki niyat
badi kharab hoti hai.

Beti- Maa Imran hashmi bhi
aaya hai.

Maa- tab toh bakri bhi
ko bhi andar le le..

Funny Business of Celebrity : Sms

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Read this funny joke in which you will know about what will be the business of celebrities of Bollywood. In this joke you will know that which business suit on the celebrities. Share this funny joke with all you friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny joke.

Top 5 funny shops :-

1. Mallika Textiles,
2. Salman Marriage Beureau.
3. Dolly Bindra Fitness center.
4. Dharmendra Dance
School.
5. Rakhi Sawant Satsang
Kendra.

Salman Khan is Disturbed These Days- Sms

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Here we are presenting a funny news about Salman Khan. We heard that Salman Khan is too much disturbed these days why ? then read this sms. In this message you will get your answer that why is Salman Khan is disturbed these days. Share this funny sms with all your friend on orkut and on facebook to make your friends laugh. So, checkout this funny sms..

Why is Salman Khan
disturbed these days ?

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coz
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Uski girlfriend ho gayi
hai aur bhabi Badnaam !!

Rajnikant In Lagaan : Funny Sms

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Read this funny joke in which you will find about Rajnikant magic on the cricket pitch. In this message you will read that how Rajnikant win a lose match. This is a very funny sms share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook to make them laugh. So, checkout this funny message…

Lagaan by Rajnikant:

Climax : 1 ball 20 runs needed.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits ball
splits in 4 pieces go for 6’s. India
wins!!!!j
Yenna Rascala….
Mind It !!!!!!!!!

Joke On Rajnikant : Funny sms

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Looking for some celebrity joke then read this funny joke on the biggest celebrity of tamil ‘Rajnikant’. In this joke you will read about Rajnikant next project to save the Titanic. Share this funny joke with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message or scrap box. So, checkout this funny joke on rajnikant….

Rajnikant’s next project

TITANIC in Tamil

climax revised.

Both survive.

Rajni swins
Atlantic ocean.

Heroine in 1hand and
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Titanic in other

Rajnikant and CID Joke : Sms

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Read this funny joke in which you will find a combo pack of santa banta, CID and Rajnikant. In this message you will find them in a desert and suddenly the sandstorm come than let see what thier reaction on this serious situation. This is a very funny joke you can send it to your friend on orkut and on facebook. So checkout this funny joke…

The combo pack- santa banta, CID
Team & Rajnkant were passing through a
desert

suddenly, out of nowhere,

they see a huge sandstorm
coming…

santa : oye banta tufaan !

Banta : santa appan toh marenge
ab!

Acp Pradyuman : Daya jara Pata lagao
ye humare raste mein rukawat
aayi toh aayi kahan se ?

Daya : Sir , na toh yahan darwaja hai
jise todke hum bhag sake na tufaan ko
mein thappad mar sakta hoon…

Rajnikant : Sorry for sneezing…

Sheela Ki Jawani : Funny Sms

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Read this funny joke about the famous movie actress ’sheela’ which creating problem in student education. The student having complain that how they concentrate in study when sheila singing song like that and describing about her teenage. You can share this funny joke with your friend on orkut and on facebook. So checkout the sheila ki jawani joke…

Ab padhai mushkil hi nhi
namumkin ho gayi…

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pehele to sirf munni
badnaam thi..
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aur ab sheela bhi jawan
ho gayi…

Funny Joke On Rajnikant

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If you are searching for joke on rajnikant style then we have nice funny sms. In this message you will read that rajnikant wouldn’t do all work. There are some work which a normal person can do, It is a very funny sms send it to your friend to make them laugh by this message. So check out this rajnikant joke..

Who can stop 500 cars
with one hand .??
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Ans-It’s traffic
Police..!!