Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Here we have joke about a old man and girl. Read the Joke and know yourself about wise old man. Hopefully you will laugh and will share this joke with your friends too.

An Old Man with a Beautiful Girl entred a Jewlery shop and chose a Ring worth $20000 for the Girl.
Giving cheq He said he’d collect the Ring on Monday aftr the Cheq is clrd.
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A short Joke about a Blonde:

A blonde calls a mechanic 2 fix her car, he gets it goin in 2 minutes.
What was the prob?
Just SHIT in the air filter
She replied:
How often I have to do that.

Two blonde chicks were building a house together. One blonde was cutting the wood and the other was on a ladder nailing. Before hammering in a nail; the blonde on the ladder would reach into her nail pouch, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to hammer it into the wood.

The other blonde, confused, watched her do this and after she could take it no longer yelled up, “Why the %@#& are you throwing some of the nails away?!� “Whoa! Don’t yell!� the blonde on the ladder explained, “If it’s pointed toward me when I pull it out of my pouch, I throw it away. If it’s pointed toward the house, then I can use it safely! Duh!�

The second blonde became irate at this point and started to call her all kinds of names, referencing how stupid she was and how she was the reason blonde’s get a bad rap for being dumb. She explained the importance of keeping all the nails, “Don’t throw away the nails that are pointed toward you! They’re for the other side of the house! Duh!

Submitted by : Ashu

10 Inventions by Blonde

1.Tricycle kickstand

2.Solar flashlight

3.Fire proof matches

4.Inflatable dartboard

5.Glass hammer

6.Black light bulb

7.Boomerang grenade

8.Hardest Cotton

9. Leather Tissue Paper

10. HOT ice cream

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,� she told the salesman.

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,� he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, “I would like to buy this TV.�

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,� he replied.

“Darn, he recognized me,� she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. “I would like to buy this TV.�

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,� he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, “How do you know I’m a blonde?�

“Because that’s a microwave,� he replied.