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Nice tease message for friend : Teasing Sms

If you looking for teasing sms to send your best friend then we have a best result for you. In this message you will read some funny lines which can tease your best friend. you can also share this sms with your friend on their facebook wall. So, checkout this teasing sms funny.

 

 

Don’t ever think I
forgot U.

I am watching your
every moment by 3
Different source…
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1. Discovery
2. National Geography
3. Animal Planet ;)

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Funny Sms on Giving Lecture : Joke

Here we present a very funny story in which it is defined that we should not always give lecture to someone. It may give insult in return of that. Share this funny joke with your friends to make them laugh on facebook and orkut. Let’s take a look at this story.

 

 


Story : once a boy was
smoking at airport.

Girl asked : 1 din me
kitne cigrette peete ho ?

…..

Boy : why ?

Girl : Agar ab tak zindagi
me cigrette pe kharch kiye
hue paise bachate to
samne khari hui car
tumhari hoti.

Boy : Aap Cigrette peeti hain ?

Girl : No…

Boy To kya woh car aapki hai ?

Girl : No…

Boy : Thank for advice
wo car meri hi hai..

Moral : zyada lecture dene
se bezti bhi ho jati hai..

Best Sms 0f 1946 : Funny

Here we are presenting a very funny surprise sms. In this sms you will find some funny surprising line’s. You can share this funny sms with your friend on orkut and facebook to make fun of your friends. So, just checkout this funny sms.

 

 


Best Sms of 1946
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Tab Mobile tha
kya……. ?

Bus Paglaa jate ho
Mera sms padhne k liye ! ;)

I Like You : Funny Insult Sms

If you are looking for funny insult joke then we have a nice sms for you which I think you should send to your those friends whose you want to make fun. So, share this message on facebook with your friend to make fun of them. Let’s checkout this insult sms.

 

 


I Like U,
I Reallyl Like U,
I Like U Very Much,
Believe Me
I Like U,
qki Geeta me
Likha H
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Paap se nafrat karo
Pappiyon se nhi… ;)

Girls of Different City : Funny Sms

Want to find different in girls of different city than read this funny sms in which you will read the specialty of different girls of different city. You can share this funny sms with your friend and make them laugh. So, checkout this funny sms on girls specialty.

 

 

Specialty of girls :
Chennai : Intelligent
Chandigarh : stylish
Punjab : Colorful
Mumbai : Hot
Kashmir : Attractive
UP : kuch ho na ho
par
By god

Attitude ki koi
kami nhi hai……

Girls Prefer Love Marriage Why ? : Sms

You often see and noticed that mostly girls prefer love marriage then arrange marriage why ? Then wait let us describe you it’s reason. Here we are presenting a funny sms in which you will get answer of this. Share this funny sms with your friend to make them laugh by this funny sms. So, checkout this funny sms on girls choice..

 

 

Why do Girls
Prefer love
marriage than an
arrange one ?

….. coz a known
kamina is better
than an unknown
namuna…!

Latest funny sms in english

Here we have few latest funny sms in English language, appreciation is solicited …

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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April Fool Sms Collection : Funny Sms

Here we are presenting a funny collection of April fool sms. We collect some amazing funny April fool sms for you which you can send to your friends to make them fool. So, choose your best sms from this collection and share it with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this April fool sms collection.

 

 

 » SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …

 

 

 » I want U to know
that U are very important to me,
It’s impossible for me to live
without U even 4 a second!
U r my life & I can feel
U everywhere….

DON’T MIND I WAS
TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…

 

 

 » Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HEART ATTACK”

 

 

 » U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

 

 

 » In your life, when
you wake up & don’t see any one,
then come to me, i’ll be there to hold ur
hand & take you to the
EYE SPECIALIST

Funny Insult Message : Insult Sms

Here we are presenting a funny insult message which you can sens to your lazy friends who doesn’t message you. This is a nice message to tell friends that they are lazy. Share this message with your friends or send it to insult your friends on orkut and on facebook. So, checkout this funny insult message.

 

 

Sometimes i forgot to
ask, are you ok ?
Sometimes i even miss
to say hi…!
But it doesn’t mean that
i forget you. It only means
that i am just as
lazy as you..

Difference Between Drunk Guys and Normal Girls : Funny Sms

Here we are presenting a funny sms in which you will read the difference between a drunk guy or a normal girl. This message will show you that girls do many things without drink but the guys can only do that thing after getting drunk. Share this funny message with your friend on orkut and facebook to make your friends laugh. So, checkout this funny message..

 

 

After drinking:-Men talk
unnecessarily, become
emotional, drive badly,
continue thinking,
fight 4 nthing.but..
women can do all
these without drinking…!

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