Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

*What is the difference between Saali Wife*

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty

Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

JOKE for Today!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

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Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se
program karo pados wali se
ankh ladao Sali se
love karo dilwali se aur
maar khao ghar walli se.

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