Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Looking for some idea to take revenge with your friends then here your search is finished. We present here a very funny idea to take revenge from your friends in a funny way. You can also forward this message to your friend to advice them this idea of revenge. So, let’s take a look at this funny idea of revenge.

Whats the best
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Filling a person’s Shampoo
bottle with Veet !!

Here we present a nice funny friendly sms which you can share with your friend to make them smile. In this sms friendship is compare to an aquarium and friends to fish. So, share this beautiful sms with your friend on orkut and facebook. Now let’s checkout this friendly sms.

Frndshp is lyk an aqurium,
n frnds r lyk fish, U r my
goldfish. If u evr try
to break our frndshp
By god! pani se nikal
kar billi ko khila dungi…;

Here we are presenting a very funny joke in which you will find that what are friends exactly. In this joke a maths teacher ask maths question to a boy and he reply a funny answer. So, share this funny joke with your friend and facebook and on orkut to make your friend happy with this joke. Now let’s read that what the boy reply to his teacher

If u giv Rs. 100 to ur
frnd bt he needs only
Rs 50, So hw much wil he
return to u ?

Stdnt:Mam u dont
knw frndz !

Read this funny sms in which you will see the words of different peoples when we pass a exam but words of friend are different from everyone. Share this funny sms with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout the funny words of friends.

If U pass in exams:

Dhokebaaz, kaminey,
oye ! kab pada be tune
itna ?

Read this funny quote for friend. In this message you will find some funny line for friend. So, share this amazing funny quote with all your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this funny quote…

Heart Toucng Quote :
If v lose pen then v can
buy new one, but If v
lose pen cap v can’t buy new
one, that’s y i care for u “dhakkan” .

Read this friendship sms in this you will find the Similarity between friends and popcorn. This is a very friendly message share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this amazing friendship sms….

Doston aur popcorn
ke beech me ek common
Similarity….
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Dono Ko thoda sa jalao
toh muh fula lete hai..

Read this message if you want to know that what should you do when a friend is angry with you. In this funny message you will know that what should you do when your close friend become angry with you. This is a very funny message to all your friend to make them laugh by this funny message on orkut and on facebook by just copy and paste in the message box. So checkout this funny message….

Dost ruthe toh
rab ruthe toh jag chute,
agar fir ruthe toh dil tute,
or agar phir b ruthe toh utaar
chappal !

maar sale ko jab tak chappal na
tute…….:-

Here brings you a small / short joke / message about the great friendship. This is a humorous way to show the extreme of friendship ie. the height of friendship. It is actually small joke. Hope you will enjoy and will forward to you friends and make them laugh.

What Is The Height Of Friendship?
Its When Ur Best Friend Runs With Ur Wife
And U Really Miss Your Friend…

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue,
Monkeys Like You Should Be Kept In Zoo.
Don’t Get Angry You Will Find Me There Too,
Not In Cage But Laughing On You…

If You Are In Tension And Nothing Seems To Be Right,

ONE ONLY, I Will Be There To Increase Your TENSIONS!!!