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Funny Sms about Titanic : Sms

Read this amazing funny sms about Titanic in which a negro died and reached to heaven and called himself the hero of Titanic ‘Leonard’ then read ahead that what’s angel replied to him. It’s a very funny sms share it with your friend on orkut and facebook to make your friend laugh. Now, let’s read this funny sms.

 

 

Negro died & reached heaven !
Angel- Who r u ?
Negro-(2 impress her)
m Leonardo(Titanic Hero)
Angel gt confused & askd her
Colleague : abey TITANIC
DUBA THA YA JALA THA ?

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A filmi Joke on Cricket Sport (Hindi)

Here we have nice joke in filmy style for the sport of cricket.

Ajit: Maikal, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?

Maikal: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.

Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.

Maikal: Yes Boss.

AJIT: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….

Imran Hashni Filmy Joke : Funny Sms

Read this amazing funny filmy jokes in which you will know how bollywood actors are notorious in public view. This is a very funny filmy joke share it with your all friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message box. So, checkout this filmy joke..

 

 

Beti- Maa gaon mein
bollywood wale ayein hain.

Maa- Andar aaja inki niyat
badi kharab hoti hai.

Beti- Maa Imran hashmi bhi
aaya hai.

Maa- tab toh bakri bhi
ko bhi andar le le..

Top Jokes Collections of Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth is a great actor, he is almost worshiped like a GOD by his fans in South India. However, there are few jokes those are very famous over internet, here we are sharing some with you. With all due respect to the great actor Rajnikant, these jokes are only meant for humor only and these jokes should be taken in healthy manner.

 

Here is first joke about Sri Rajnikanth:
Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can’t be cured
and his death is imminent. In one of the! fights, our
great Rajanikanth is shot
in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking
away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long
Live Rajanikanth.

 

Another classic joke inspired from one of his movie:

In one of Rajanikanth’s movie, he is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet.

Guess, what he does…….

He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster &
the knife kills the middle one.

 

Now the third one :
Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it.

Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… And the gangster dies….

Rajnikant In Lagaan : Funny Sms

Read this funny joke in which you will find about Rajnikant magic on the cricket pitch. In this message you will read that how Rajnikant win a lose match. This is a very funny sms share it with all your friend on orkut and facebook to make them laugh. So, checkout this funny message…

 

Lagaan by Rajnikant:

Climax : 1 ball 20 runs needed.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits ball
splits in 4 pieces go for 6’s. India
wins!!!!j
Yenna Rascala….
Mind It !!!!!!!!!

 

Joke On Rajnikant : Funny sms

Looking for some celebrity joke then read this funny joke on the biggest celebrity of tamil ‘Rajnikant’. In this joke you will read about Rajnikant next project to save the Titanic. Share this funny joke with your friend on orkut and facebook by just copy and paste on their message or scrap box. So, checkout this funny joke on rajnikant….

 

Rajnikant’s next project

TITANIC in Tamil

climax revised.

Both survive.

Rajni swins
Atlantic ocean.

Heroine in 1hand and
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Titanic in other

Emotinal Atyachaar Ka Darr : Joke

Looking for some joke on TV reality show then read this beautiful message in which you will find the fear of emotional atyachaar. In this message you will read about a boy who walking on the road and suddenly a girl come and ask for help then let’s read ahead that what the boy reply. This is a very funny joke on reality show share this joke with your friend on orkut and facebook. So, checkout this funny sms..

 

A boy was walking on

the road in fully rainy nite.

A girl came with umbrella

and said to the him..

“Hello cutyee u can share

my umbrella”

Boy replied “it’s ok

sister, m alright & went away.

Moral of the story :

moral voral kuch nhi

EMOTIONAL ATYACHAAR

Program ka darr hai..

 

Funny Goodluck Wish For Exam : Sms

Send your friends this funny message on their exam to take them out from the stress of exam. This is a very funny message on exam time. I am sure your friend will enjoy this message very much. You can share this funny exam joke with your friend on orkut and on facebook by our mail feature. So checkout this funny exam time joke….

 

Dekho jaani

Fire Ko aag kehte hai
COBRA Ko naag kehte hai
GARDEN Ko baag kehte hai

or

EXAMS se pehle jo gayab
ho jai use dimaag kehte hai…

Best of luck for your exam !

 

Rajnikant and CID Joke : Sms

Read this funny joke in which you will find a combo pack of santa banta, CID and Rajnikant. In this message you will find them in a desert and suddenly the sandstorm come than let see what thier reaction on this serious situation. This is a very funny joke you can send it to your friend on orkut and on facebook. So checkout this funny joke…

 

The combo pack- santa banta, CID
Team & Rajnkant were passing through a
desert

suddenly, out of nowhere,

they see a huge sandstorm
coming…

santa : oye banta tufaan !

Banta : santa appan toh marenge
ab!

Acp Pradyuman : Daya jara Pata lagao
ye humare raste mein rukawat
aayi toh aayi kahan se ?

Daya : Sir , na toh yahan darwaja hai
jise todke hum bhag sake na tufaan ko
mein thappad mar sakta hoon…

Rajnikant : Sorry for sneezing…

Sheela Ki Jawani : Funny Sms

Read this funny joke about the famous movie actress ’sheela’ which creating problem in student education. The student having complain that how they concentrate in study when sheila singing song like that and describing about her teenage. You can share this funny joke with your friend on orkut and on facebook. So checkout the sheila ki jawani joke…

 

Ab padhai mushkil hi nhi
namumkin ho gayi…

Kyunki..
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.
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.
pehele to sirf munni
badnaam thi..
.
.
.
aur ab sheela bhi jawan
ho gayi…

 

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