Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Here we are sharing few jokes in Hindi floating around on internet related to Hanuman

Ek aadmi ram mandir gaya aur rone laga
He ram meri biwi kho gayi
Ram ji bole
Baju wale hanuman mandir me jake bol
Meri bi usi n dhundi thi

Hanuman Mandir Me buri niyat wale gaeb ho jate the
Me gaya, gayab ho gaya
Mera Friend gaya, gayab ho gaya
Lekin,
TUM gaye
Hanumanji gayab ho gaye.

Read this funny joke in which you will find a magic mirror. If anyone speak lie in front of the mirror they will dead suddenly at the sight. This is a very funny joke share this joke with your friend on orkut and facebook by our mail feature.So, checkout this funny joke on the magic mirror.

1 mirror tha jiske samne juth
bolne wala mar jata tha.

Sardar : I think
(tbhi mar gaya)

Osama bin Laden is very well known name throughout the world, its been many years but still every now and then he is in news. Even we have jokes about him, one few joke we are sharing with you, its in Hindi / urdu language and hope you will like it.

Osama’s Favourite Song:
Main Nikla, O Plane Leke,
O Newyourk Me, Ek Mod Aya,
Main Wtc Tod Aya,
Na Jane Kab Guzra Los Angeles Kab Washington Aya,
Main Pentagon Fod Aaya…

Now here we have small yet nice humor for the occasion of Lohri. A message shared by our visitor in Punjabi language to send a humour wishes for Lohri . Hope you will like this Punjabi humor message and will send to your friends as orkut scrap or just sms this Lohri.

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Jungle Hai Khauf Haseena, Jungle Mein Kya Marna Jina
Jungle Hai Kaali Chhaaya, Jungle Hai Ik Naam Kamina

Hey Iski Kaali Kaali Julfein, Aankhon Mein Madrasi Chalake
Yeh Hai Aisa Husn Ka Daldal, Jo Bhi Aaya Bach Na Paaya
Jungle Hai Khauf Haseena, Jungle Mein Kya Marana Jina
Jungle Hai Kaali Chhaaya, Jungle Hai Ik Naam Kamina
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Sardar : what is the name of u r car
lady : i forget name but it starts from ‘T’
Sardar : oye kamaal di gaddi hai ‘tea’ se start hoti hai
aur hamrari ‘petrol’ se !

Sardar Goes To A Party With His Family,
He Introduces His Family To His Friend Saying
Main Sardar Ye Sardarnee,
Ye Mera Kid Aur Ye Meri Kidney…

A Sardaar Joke

Take A Chance Pyaar Mein, Yeh Mere Bas Ki Baat Nahi
Take A Chance Pyaar Mein, Kal Ko Dega Saath Nahi
Jara Jara Kar Le Tu Yakin, Yeh Hai Aisa Hasin
Jara Jara Dar Ko Tu Pile, Aur Mar Ke Tu Jee Le
(kar Aitbaar Jee Le, Chal Ek Baar Jee Le
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This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India..

1. Infosys, Bangalore An employee applied for leave as follows
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,please sanction me one-week leave.

2.This is from Oracle Bangalore >From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son
“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding
“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for >it,please grant me 10 days leave.”
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Aur Jilwa Awat Ludkan Pure Raste…