Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Want to be shocked then you must read the Haanthi Cheenti Jokes, total humor and we have created a section here where you can find various haanthi cheenti jokes. Enjoy!

Bahut sare chiti ek talab me naha rahi thi.
Tabhi ek hathi talab me kuud gaya .
Ek chiti hathi pe chad gayi ,tabhi ek dusri chiti ne kaha duba de saale ko …. !!!!

Shocked ??

Do you know .. you can share your jokes here too !

यहाँ आपके लिए एक हिंदी मैं चुटकुला है जोकि हिंदी में ही लिखा हुआ है यानि की देवनागरी ने. आशा है आपको ये चुटकुला जोकि हाथी और चींटी के बीच हुए एक किस्से पे है पसंद आएगा. हाथी चींटी चुटकुलों / व्यंगो की यही विशेषता है की एक सीढ़ी सी बात भी उनके बीच विशाल अंतर होने के कारण हास्यमय लगती है. (more…)

If you have never heard about Haanthi Cheenthi joke then you should about them. These jokes are based on the shocking thoughts created out of enormous difference between Haanthi and Cheenthi ie. Elephant and Ant size. Here is one more we just find over internet and sharing it with our readers. (more…)

You may have heard about ELephant and Ant jokes. They tickle you to deep, sometimes such a humour that it shivers when imagining this wild imagination. Here we have another such Ant-Elephant joke for you. If you have some which we dont’ have then please submit to us so that we can show it to world.

Elephant Proposed An Ant ”I LUV U”
ANT:Hw Many Times I Have 2 Tel U

Its now allowed to have Inter”size” Marriages in our community.
Please forget about me !

Ek baar haanthi aur cheeti mein zorr ki behas hui, bohot ladai hui ki unhone iss behas ko khatam karne ki liye panja ladayein, jo panja jeetega, usi ki baat sahi hogi..

Dono Punja ladane ki liye aamne saamne aa gaye .. fir bhi unki behas ka hall nahi hua..

bolo kyun…. ?? ???
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Once Haathi and Cheenti (Good friends) were going on a motorcycle and met an accident. Haathi suffered serious injuries whereas Cheenti was all fine..

Do you know why ?
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Other cheethis said’Chod yaar bechara akela hai!’

Another Haathi cheenti Joke from smsnshayari.com

Once Haathi and Cheenti were riding on their motor bikes, they were driving normally, following traffic rules, had their helmet and also all other things regarding traffic rules in place. There was Police Checkpost in the way..
The cop stopped both, inspected papers, license etc of cheenti (the Ant) and let her go then the COP took the license of Haathi(the elephant) he examined his license and then him, then again his license and then him. Though his license was authentic, still COP asked him to stay ..

Do you know why ???
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Once Haathi and Cheeti went for swimming but they were doing it only one by one..
you know the reason .. Why ?
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Ek baar cheenti ko dekhne haathi k ghar wale aaye,
Haathi ne cheenti ko pasand kar liya par cheenti ne haathi se shadi karne ko mana kar diya…
Batao kyun?
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