Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Hello friends, you know post of CEO looks so fascinating but it has some truth hidden behind it, today I am sharing a joke about one such CEO , I hope you will like it and thanks goes to “Avinash” for submitting this joke.
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We are presenting below to you a new sms beautiful shayari based on punjabi fun, fathers and dougters, Read the sms and send to your friends and relatives, you can also share a sms on twitter and on facebook, So read the beautiful sms and share your friends..!

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Below we are shaing some nice Messages talking about funny moments at examination hall.

Pathan exam me ek larki se naQal kr rha tha!

jawab ka baQia hissa shabana k paper me he..!!

2 studnt cheating krne hi wale the k Teachr agya or pucha:

Geo CheaterZ..!!

Height Of Nalaiq Pun…

Son: Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!

BAAP:

Here is read a funny sms shayari, we are presenting a new funny shayari, so you can read a funny shayari and send to your friends and relatives. And you can share a funny sms to your friends and relatives on facebook and on orkut. So read a funny sms and share your friends. Have a nice day.

Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu,

Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu..!!

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,

Par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho..!!

Read here a very funny joke on pappu. In this joke you will read about pappu who cheating in class from guide. You can share this joke with best friends to make them laugh. You can also share this joke on facebook or on orkut. So, let’s catch out that how pappu cheating in class.

1 baar exam mein qstn aya hips
par essay likho, toh pappu
apni pant kholkar hips dekh raha
tha , tabhi 1 baccha bola..
“MAM PAPPU NE GUIDE KHOL
RAKHI HAI”…..

Sharing some nice jokes about facebook

Once a guy updated his status “I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight”

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After sometime

17 mosquitoes liked his status

Now few more humorous Question and Answers for Facebook :

Question: What happened after three Duke football players were kicked off the team for gun possession?
Answer: Gilbert Arenas sent them Facebook friend requests!

Question: Why should you create a Facebook Account with the name “Nobody”?
Answer: Because when somebody posts something stupid you can say “Nobody Likes This!”

Question: What happened when Dick Cheney tried to reach a younger demographic?
Answer: He shot Facebook in the face, while hunting for Twitter. Come to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo Til’ I Google all over your Facebook.

Question: When FaceBook, MySpace and Twitter merge into one super social networking company what will it be called?
Answer: They will call it “My Twit Face.”

Question: How ugly was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend?
Answer: So ugly that Facebook banned her/his profile pic and sent her back to Myspace!

Question: What happened after hackers shut down Twitter for a day?
Answer: Twitterers were relegated to communicating the old fashioned way, through Facebook!

Question: If Facebook is a loft in the city and Twitter is a house in the suburbs, what is Myspace?
Answer: A trailer park!

Question: What did the twitterer say before committing suicide?
Answer: My Facebook can remarry!

Question: Why did Atlanta Falcons lineman Quinn Ojinnaka post bail after getting into an altercation with his wife over facebook activity?
Answer: Because he was afraid of going to jail and really being poked!

Question: Why shouldn’t you pay for a Classmates.com membership?
Answer: Because Myspace and Facebook are free!

Question: How do you know if your Fortune 500 CEO is a pedophile?
Answer: He has a facebook account!

Question: What happened after Miss New Jersey, Amy Polumbo, lost her crown due to racy pics being leaked from her Facebook Account?
Answer: Amy Polumbo received a million friend requests!

Question: How did the gringo get the hispanic day laborer pregnant?
Answer: By sending her a friend request on Facebook!

Question: Why did John Connor lead the resistance against the machines?
Answer: Skynet refused to give John a Facebook friend request!

Question: What happened after the “Spam King” was charged with hacking in 500,000 facebook accounts and sending 27 millon unwanted messages?
Answer: He was convicted and sentenced 4 years of hard labor on Farmville!

Question: Why is Germany threatening Facebook with legal action over its facial recognition software?
Answer: They say it fails to identify which faces are Jewish!

Question: Why is Facebook like Jail?
Answer: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t really know!

Question: Why is Facebook a great site for loners?
Answer: Because it’s the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser!

Question: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator?
Answer: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there’s anything good in it!

Question: Why is a survey, proving Facebook users have lower grades than non-users pointless?
Answer: Because Facebook users tell everyone how stupid they are with their status updates on a daily basis!

Question: In addition to the social networking site Facebook where else can you find Mafia members?
Answer: “Controlling all the trash hauling in Second Life”

Here’s we are presenting a very funny joke around a indian celebrity which we called a bomb defuser. It’s a very funny filmi joke share it with your friends on facebook or forward them. I am sure they will like this joke. So, let’s take a look at this bomb defuser.

American: Hamare paas MADONA,
JULIA,BRITNEY jaise Item
BOMB hai…. tumhare paas
kya hai?
Indian: Hamare paas
IMRAN HASMI jaise
BOMB DEFUSER hai!!!

Want to know that what will be the next creation of Steve Jobs in heaven then read this funny joke in which you’ll find the answer. You can also share this funny joke with your facebook and orkut friend. So, let’s find what Steve Jobs create for us.

Steve Jobs is now
working with God to make
iWife:
Beauty with brains
and Mute button.

An Idea can change your life you might be thinking about this. So, let’s us tell you a great idea by this funny joke in which you’ll find a great idea which can change your life in actual. You can share this joke with your friends on facebook or forward them from your cell phone. So, let’s take a look at this funny ideal joke.

An idea can change your
life but a woman can
change your idea.
So, always change
women to change ideas.
What an Idea!  

If you looking for teasing sms to send your best friend then we have a best result for you. In this message you will read some funny lines which can tease your best friend. you can also share this sms with your friend on their facebook wall. So, checkout this teasing sms funny.

Don’t ever think I
forgot U.

I am watching your
every moment by 3
Different source…
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1. Discovery
2. National Geography
3. Animal Planet