Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Once Haathi and Cheenti (Good friends) were going on a motorcycle and met and accident. Haathi suffered serious injuries whereas Cheenti was all fine..

Do you know why ?
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Hurry up. Fill in the blanks with “Haan” or “Nahi”
1:____ main insan nehi hoon.
2:____ main hi chor hun.
3:____ main hi pagal hun.

Submitted by : Nabin Sunder Nayak

Mohabbat mein lakhon zakham khaye humne,
afsos unhe hum par aitbar nahi,
mat pucho kya gujarti hai dil par,
jab wo kehte hai hamein tumse pyar nahi.

Submitted by : Paritosh

Tera pyaar hai itna pyaare,
Kam lagta hai jivan sara,
Tere milan ki lagan se,
hamein aana padega dunia mein dobara!!!

Submitted by : Leena Naidu

Har Sawal Ka Jawab Nahi Hota,
Har Harkat Ki Wajah Nai Hoti,
Har Khwahish Puri Nahi Hoti,
Kuch Rishtoke Naam Nahi Hote
Aur Hum Jaise Log Aam Nahi Hote…

One Two,
I Love You,
Three Four
Love Me More,
Five Six
Give Me Kiss,
Seven Eight
Don’t Be Late,
Nine Ten
Hug Me Then…

Mera Dil Jigar Kidney Liver Ho Tum,
Waqt Bewaqt Aye Woh Fever Ho Tum,
Doobkar Jisme Kho Jaun Wo River Ho Tum,
Jeeven Me Ab To Forever Ho Tum…

Who’s Hot?
Its You.
Who’s Charming?
Its You.
Who’s Sweets?
Its You.
Who’s Sexy?
Its You.
Who’s Darling Of Millions?
You
And Who’s Lier?
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A Study Has Proved That All STUPID And DUFFERS Use Their Thumb While Reading

A SMS..
Don’t Try To Change Your Finger NOW

Ek baar fir sae all time famous pyar joke haazir hai!

Unki Gali Ke Chakkar Katte Katte
Kutte Hamare Yaar Ho Gaye,
Wo To Hamare Na Ho Sake,
Hum Kutto Ke Sardar Ho Gaye…