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Though Diwali is festival of color and celebration, usually you send its wishes to your friend but sometimes you need to send wishes in such a way that it looks funny. You can do it as insult sms or may be you can it as real eye opening message to the friend. Use our small / beautiful message which is a short joke too this diwali. Make it funny diwali.
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Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho..
Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo..

Happy Diwali :)

 

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  1. # 1 shivranjani Added:

    happy diwali to the whole world

  2. # 2 SWATI Added:

    Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
    Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
    Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
    Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
    Aur tension-free rahe
    “Huggies” jaise!
    “Happy Diwali”

  3. # 3 abhimanyu Added:

    * ¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»* * Happy Diwali* *«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤*Happy Diwali * *«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤**¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»* * Happy Diwali * *«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤*
    happy dipawali

  4. # 4 sanjana Added:

    pyar se sabko khusi se cadbary choclates mein bomb do……
    taki vo jab khae uske pet mein patake fute………..

    ………. HaPpY DiWlI …………….
    …………………………………………………………………………………………………………

  5. # 5 sanjana Added:

    pyar se sabko khusi se cadbary choclates mein bomb do……
    taki vo jab khae uske pet mein patake fute………..

    ………. HaPpY DiWlI …………….
    …………………………………………………………………………………………………………

    CELEBRATE WTH LOTS OF JOY AND HAPPINESS

  6. # 6 vijay sharma Added:

    Kapde ya Parfume ya or Koi Cheez
    Reply Fast.

    Aisa Mujhse Kab puchoge
    Kanjuso
    Happy diwali in advance.

  7. # 7 vijay kuma Added:

    October 17th, 2009 at 3:23 am
    * ¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»* * Happy Diwali* *«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤*Happy Diwali * *«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤**¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»* * Happy Diwali * *«´¨`·.¸¸.*¤*
    happy dipawali

  8. # 8 RAHUL Added:

    hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaappppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    dddddddddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllli

  9. # 9 Dev Jyoti Added:

    HAPPY Deewali All Friends

  10. # 10 KRS Added:

    JO TAMARE VAGAR PAISE DIWALI KARAVI HOY TO TAME 500GM HING KHAI JAO ANE TAMARA BALAKO NE 1 KG HING KHAVARAVI DYO PACHHI JUO AENI METE J DHADAKA CHHOKARI KESE CHHAGAN BHAI HAVA KA JOKA MARAGHI CHHAP HING…………………..

  11. # 11 sumedh shinde. Added:

    duniya bhar ki yado me hme na bhula dena
    jb yad aye to muskura lena zinda rha to
    zarur milenge wrna DIWALI K diyo me 1 diya hmara b jala dena.

    ,,,,,,,,,,,,HAPPY DIWALI,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  12. # 12 shakti singh shekhawat Added:

    Diwali aa rahi hai me apna man kewal Puja,Archna Aarti,Shradha Bhakti
    ,Bhawna me hi lagana chahta hu. Aapke pados me koi rahti ho to btana. Happy Diwali.

  13. # 13 Nehal Jaisalmeria Added:

    HaPpY DiWaLi (๏̯͡๏) …….!!!!!!
    ╰» тσ αℓℓ мy ƒяιєη∂ѕ…!!!!!!

    ●๋•Hávể á ŕőćkíńg díwálí ツ

  14. # 14 sharru Added:

    happy diwali to all my nepali chaukidaars
    oooooooooooooooo saabzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  15. # 15 Sanotosh B.(Chirimiri) Added:

    PaPPu ke man me roket udana bhaya,
    Bina bataye ghar me roket le aya,

    Roket me jab pappu laga raha tha aag,
    Phiche se kab pata nahi aa gaya uska baap,

    tum to jante ho hadbadi me hota nahi kuch sahi,
    roket chhutkar sidhe lala ji ki dhoti me ghus gayi,

    Take care, HPPPY DIIIIWALLLLI

  16. # 16 Sanotosh B.(Chirimiri) Added:

    Sare godripara, chirmiri ke dosto ko Happy Diwali

  17. # 17 Arzun Bastola Added:

    May this Deewali give you paopularity of Windows, Features of Linux, Independance of JAVA, ease of Visual Basic, and Power of Unix!

    Happy Deepawali!

  18. # 18 ggggggggggggggggggggggggg Added:

    i wish you a happy diwali i wish you a happy diwali may all your dreams
    and wishes com true i wish you a happy diwali i wish you a happy diwali
    and have a happy diwali and make sure you have a rocking diwali
    and send this to all your friend even me i am one to okay

  19. # 19 FAHAD KHAN Added:

    Koyal ko awaz
    “MUBARAK”
    Awaz ko sur
    “MUBARAK”
    Sur ko sungeet
    “MUBARAK”
    aur aap ko hamari taraf se
    Dhan 13
    Rup 14
    Or DIPAWALI “MUBARAK”

  20. # 20 Swati & Ravi Added:

    10 din baad aap sabi ke nagdeek “BOMB BLAST” hoga……………KYU darr gaye. Daro matt >>>>>>>> Diwali is Coming Yaar………………. Happy Diwali………..

  21. # 21 Mona Added:

    Apun wishing u a wonderful,
    super-duper, zabardast,
    xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak,
    bole to ekdum Jhakaas “HAPPY DiWALi”

  22. # 22 Rajni Added:

    Na dimag se Na zuban se Na paigam se Na message se Na gift se Appko happy diwali Direct dil se…

  23. # 23 Rajni Added:

    Troubles as light as Air, love as deep as Ocean,Friends as Solid as Diamonds, and Success as bright as Gold.. so. Happy Diwali

  24. # 24 Monday Singh Added:

    mithai laddu animpakvan sab khaa sab pahalvan
    puja aarati laxmi, kuber bano balvan
    divali ki subhkamna aapke liye karia deepdan
    happi divali happi divali apna india mahan

  25. # 25 RAHUL Added:

    SHER Chup Ker SHIKAR NahiKerte,
    Apne Kabhi Khul Kr VAR Nahi Kerte,
    HUM Wo King Hain Jo Happy Diwali Kehne Ke Liye
    3 Nov (Diwali K Din) Ka”INTEZAR” Nahi Kerte
    Happy Diwali.

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