Pati Ban-ne Ki khasiyat-Chutkule
ek chhoTee laDakee aur ek chhoTa laDaka khel rahe the. laDakee laDake ke paas pahunchee aur bolee; “Tomee…. ghar’ ka khel kheloge ?”
usane kaha ;”haa ;kyo nahee. tum muzase kya karavaana chaahatee ho?”
laDakee ne javaab diya ;” mai chaahatee hoo tum apanee bhaavanae vyakt karo.”
“bhaavanae vyakt karoo ! “; pareshaan se Tomee ne kaha ;”muze pata nahee isaka kya matalab hota hai.”
laDakee vyangy se muskuraayee aur bolee; “bilkul sahee. tum ;pati’ ban sakate ho.”
Haathi and Cheenti ki ladai-Hindi urdu Jokes
Once three cheethis were sitting.
Just then a haathi passed by.
‘Oye haathi’, said a cheethi ‘Mujhse kushti ladega’
Other cheethis said’Chod yaar bechara akela hai!’
Kidi ne macchhar se shadi ki (an Hindi joke)
Ek kidine macharse shadiki,
Thode din ke baadkidi widhwa hogayi,
Dusri kidine pucha kya hua,
Kidine kaha galti se good night jala di…
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Apka khel kuch aur hai (Insult Hindi sms)
Dekhi hazaron mehfil par yeh fiza kuch aur hai,
Jalwe dekhe hai hazaro par aapki ada kuch aur hai,
Waise to dekhe hai Bandar
Lekin aapke KHEL kuch aur hai…
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