Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Ek baar cheenti ko dekhne haathi k ghar wale aaye,
Haathi ne cheenti ko pasand kar liya par cheenti ne haathi se shadi karne ko mana kar diya…
Batao kyun?
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Shahjahan Ne Tajmahal Ki Har Minaroko Dekha,
Har Khidki Ko Dekha, Har Diwaroko Dekha,
Aur Bola
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Smile ho to rani jaisi,
Awaz ho to karina jaisi,
Eyes ho to aish jaisi,
Figure ho to urmila jaisi,
Lips ho to bipasha jaise,
Par muchhe ho to nathulal jaisi…
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Arz kiya hai: mehfil me galib ne aisa sher mara,

Aisa sher mara,

Aisa sher mara,

Aisa sher mara,

Aisa sher mara,

ke sherni widhwa ho gayi…
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Teacher: paandavonke naam batao.
person: Ek bhim tha,
Ek uska bada bhai,
Ek chhota bhai tha,
Ek aur bhi tha,
Aur ek ka naam main bhul gaya.
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Chaman: ek litre gai ka dudh do.
Dudhwala: Bartan toh dekho kitna chhota hai,
Chaman: Thik hai, bakri ka de do…
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person to another: Oye yar agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota,
Dusra person: yaar kuch nahi hame candle light me tv dekhna padta…
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