Real hard to read taunt sms -Scrap
Bharat
ke
ek
shaher
ke
paas
ke
gaon
ke
jungle
ke
nazdik wale
kabristan
ke
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Fresh new Insult Joke on SMS
I Heard A Joke So Funny!
He He He.
I Can’t Stop Laughing.
Ha Ha Ha Ha.
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Value Good friends
Phrase of Today:
A Lot Of People Will Walk In And Out Of Your Life
But Only True Friends Will Leave Foot Prints In Ur Heart.
Value TheM…
Judai ki rishwat-Dard Judai Small Shayari
Is duniya mein sab kuchh bikta hai,
phir judai hi rishwat kyun nahi leti,
Marta nahi hai koi kisi se juda hokar,
Bus yaadein hi hai jo jeene nahi deti.
Dasara sms text funy message orkut scrap
RAWAN ke 10 Sar,
20 Aakhein,
par Nazar Ek hi ladki par,
Aapka Sar 1,
Aankhein 2,
par Nazar har ladki par.
Ab batao ki…….?
Khuda hamein khushi dena nahi chahta!
Kya kahey kay kuch kaha nahi jata……….
Teri aawaz sune bina ab raha nahi jata………..
Baat to hum dono hi ek dusre se karna chahte hai……..
par kya karein hum jab khuda hi ye khushi hume dena nahi chahta hai………
LIC Policy - Jeevan Dosti
LIC launches new Friendship Policy.
“JEEVAN DOSTI”
Assured Friendship for whole life at a Premium of just a sms or a missed callevery day.To Register SMILE now…
Submitted by : Sanjib Dey
The Heart of boys and girls
Girl’s Heart is Like Water,
Boy’s Heart is Like a Mobile…
Either Water falls on Mobile….
OR
Mobile falls in Water,
Nukshan Mobile Ki hi Lagti Hai…
Submitted by : Sanjib Dey
Sms karna band naa kijiye…
Humpe Sitam Na Kijiye,
Aisa Karam Na Kijiye,
Duniya To Behaya Hai,
Duniya Ka Gam Na Kijiye
Hum To Ek Hi Baat Kehte Hai,
Humko SMS Karna Band Na Kijiye…
Khud ki tareef sms pe
No Quality + No Style = Laloo,
No Quality But Style = Sonia,
Quality But No Style = Vajpayi,
Quality + Style = YOU Are Right. .
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