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Hold the hands of your beloved one:Beautiful Scrap-Orkut


Here is a short story with a beautiful message…

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.
The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,
‘Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don’t fall into the river.’
The little girl said, ‘No, Dad. You hold my hand.’
‘What’s the difference?’ Asked the puzzled father.
‘There’s a big difference,’ replied the little girl.
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What if you do not have an email address:A fun scrap/message


A jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at Microsoft. The
HR manager interviewed him, and then gave him a test, which was to clean the floor. After that the HR manager said “You are engaged, give me your e-mail address, and I’ll send you the application to fill, as well as
when you will start”.

The man replied, “I don’t have a computer, neither an email”.

“I’m sorry”, said the HR manager, “if you don’t have an email, that means
you do not exist. And he, who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job”.

The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only
US$10 in his pocket. The man then decided to go to the supermarket and
bought a 10Kg tomato crate. He sold the tomatoes in a door-to-door round.

In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated
the operation three times, and returned home with 60 US$. The man
realized that he could survive this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled and tripled day by day. (more…)

Ascii Mickey mouse for orkut scraps !


PS: Post as it is on Orkut and shall work fine there :)

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Friends asking for testimonial :In orkut


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Allah gets more close:Benefits of Fasting:Why Fast:Scrap


Once Moosa(AS)asked Allah Taβ€œala O Allah You have granted me honour and privilege of talking to you directly, Have you given this privilege to any other person? Allah Taβ€œala replied, O Moosa during last period I am going to send an ummat, who will be Ummat of Mohammed(SAW) with dry lips, parched tongues, Emaciated body with eyes sunken deep into their sockets, with livers dry and stomachs suffering the pangs of hunger- will call out to me (in dua) they will be much much closer to me than you O Moosa While you (more…)

People like you makes life ..


In the rhythm of life we sometimes find ourselves out of tune,
but as long as there are people like you to provide melody,
The music plays on…

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A to Z quality of friend (scrap & testimonial)


This is a friend who is A-Z

(A)ccepts you as you are

(B)elives in “you”

(C)alls you just to say “HI”

(D)oesn’t give up on you

(E)nvisions the whole of you(even the unfinished parts)

(F)orgives your mistakes

(G)ives unconditionally

(H)elps you

(I)nvites you over

(J)ust “be”without you

(K)eeps you close at heart

(L)oves you for who you are

(M)akes a difference in your life

(N)ever Judges
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A meaningful testimonial for orkut

Here is your meaningful testimonial… This is a meaningful testimonial as the testimonial is meaningful.. not like those meaningless testimonials such as those with spaces and blanks and nothing of it makes meaning.. however, lucky you.. i’m gonna write for you a meaningful testimonial and not like those meaningless testimonials filled with spaces and has no meaning to it at all.. You wanna know why this testimonial is meaningful? Because it is not an empty testimonial with spaces and only spaces with your name on it along with the date which states the time they actually wasted to press the spacebar in order to waste your time by checking it and accepting it just for the sake of more testimonials.. and to refresh your memory on what a meaningful testimonial is, it is a testimonial with meaning in it and not just spaces and only spaces… So, there you go, your meaningful testimonial and i hope you enjoy it to the fullest..
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Friend is to..(Scrap of friendship)


fR|eND iS t0..
(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in “you”
(C)alls you just to say “HI”
(D)oesn’t give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust “be” with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffers support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to
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Look I found Adam’s suit(hilarious scrap)


A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them.

Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.

“Momma, look what I found,” the boy called out.
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